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It’s diarrheacist

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dunno if this got posted on bsky yet

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Violent Femmes have one of the most distinct and underrated sounds and everybody should be a fan

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The Violent Femmes “Kiss Off” is my favorite song about counting to ten.

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I forgot the word "macrame"

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Please stop calling my life crisis “mid”

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I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

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guy named geoff: what should we name our daughter his wife brittani: how about steoffani geoff: *is just weeping tears of geoy*

submitted 139 days ago • 26 comments

Caress me down, and I shall become more Sublime than you could possibly imagine

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“Abolish ICE” is now the moderate compromise position. The new demand should be: - prosecute ICE leadership - blackball ICE employees from ever working in government again - dissolve DHS - mandatory uniform for all fed LEOs is “Barney Fife”-core - drown the 1033 program in a bathtub

submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

A clowns nards should be called jesticles

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Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

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Today was my first day working in disorganized crime. I set fire to the wrong house and lost the keys to the getaway car. My boss is very pleased.

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Ursula K L Egguin’s “The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelettes”

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june is almost here and my brain keeps coming back to this new years tweet from @pookleblinky.bsky.social

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