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Jockstrap night at the eagle!

So I’ve been on a topping journey the past few months after about 15 years of being a strict bottom. It turns out I really, really like topping men over 40!!!

New Track: Waxahatchee – “Mud”

A realization I had this week is how generous I am with myself. Emotionally, physically, with my time…a blessing and a curse, I think. I should not allow every person to receive me in the way they desire and/or expect. I love Lady Gaga. I think she’s a really interesting artist.

It’s Sunday!!! Going to dance at the eagle!!! Tonight I want to hear When I Think of You by Janet Jackson!!!

I’d like to thank my roommate for fucking the guy who gave him these skinny little menthols

Kinda my goal to get my ass like this in 2025

Based on the kinds of guys that are hitting me up on Grindr lately, I’m inclined to believe I’ve jumped up at least 3 points of attractiveness on a 10 point scale. No clue what I was before I quit drinking, but it’s a definite improvement!

Tfw you're just a gay little guy

I have such a beautiful apartment, god really smiled upon me

they should invent a cigarette you can smoke inside

It’s monday can somebody cum inside of me?

I really just am the funniest person in any room

also took some great new nudes last night like wow I’m actually hot now it’s crazy

just took the most insane hole vid omg

There’s really no reason not to wake up and shove a couple fingers in yourself to start the morning, am I right boys?

Should I top bloomfie?

When he calls me a good boy

It’s true, my wicked sense of humour does suggest exciting sex!

Perfume Genius's new album, Glory, is out March 28.

Lanayru Temple in Echoes of Wisdom is easily one of the best Zelda temples in years!!! It was so much fun!!!

Men keep telling me I’m funny and great at sucking dick like this is a dream come true yet I still feel so unfulfilled…

On the precipice of getting really invested in a plain potato chip. Like I’ve never in my life just eaten a plain salted chip and I think it’s about time I explore this new venture. Thoughts?

Do I have to start using sniffies? It’s impossible to get someone to meet from Grindr for a hookup!

My gay landlord always getting his pussy turned OUT! Like four times a week I hear him getting railed! It’s hard seeing others live the life you want

I have a lot of freedom I guess I always did Was a runner as a child And now I’m doing this

This Charming Man by The Smiths playing at the STI clinic, oh I’m sure!

On the verge of tears tonight but not sure why…

not me going through all this before you wake up

I fear a lifetime of gay sex has turned me into a homosexual

Not looking likely that I’ll find a top at the Woody’s Sunday Night Broadway Divas 6pm show…

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

Sick in bed, please save me

Someone that’s a newer friend of mine was congratulating me on my sobriety because they “know I had a huge problem with intravenous drug use”

Man just described me as “adorable, articulate, and a little piggy” which is all I’ve ever wanted to be described as

This would work on my ex

I think I may have played a small part in convincing this guy I just started texting with to not move out of Toronto at the end of the month…so now we have to fall in love and get married :)

It’s so cool to be relearning things in sobriety. Like I’ve been tripped up over some of it and thinking about how stressful and strange it is, but it’s actually really invigorating to get to come to new understandings of yourself in real time. Words words words.

I’m sick so I’m making finally making turkey stock with my frozen carcass :) maybe tonight I’ll make orzo with the broth and some peas and parmesan :)

fingering=epic