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Hi. Alex Bregman just homered for the Red Sox.

Dolly Parton is urging Indiana's governor to reconsider his decision to cut funding for her Imagination Library, which promotes childhood literacy → cons.lv/bBSIqD

Over a series of tweets on Thursday, Grimes publicly pleaded with Elon Musk to stop ignoring her and "respond about our child's medical crisis... This requires immediate attention" → cons.lv/Js8V46

Vamos Hala Madrid! #HalaMadrid

I know this thing smell nasty in there

Not doing your homework but spending hours writing down video game cheat codes #IYKYK >>>>>

Wow can’t believe AC Milan flamed out of the UCL like that. Yuck.

With guidance from Theo Epstein, Craig Breslow brokered the largest free-agent deal of his Red Sox tenure. Dozens of phone calls, daily ownership check-ins, 16 pages of questions from Boras and Bregman, texts from Dustin Pedroia. Inside the Alex Bregman deal www.nytimes.com/athletic/614...

During a special edition of Black Jeopardy! for SNL's 50th anniversary, Eddie Murphy delivered a pitch-perfect impression of Tracy Morgan while standing next to the real Tracy Morgan, causing everyone else to break character → cons.lv/RPcLBZ

Bill Murray revealed top 10 SNL Weekend Update hosts of all-time → cons.lv/z4rbao

Sheryl Crow has sold her beloved Tesla and donated the proceeds to NPR: "There comes a time when you have to decide who you are willing to align with" → cons.lv/Nf4Lql

Jack White, Cher, and Eddie Vedder backstage at SNL's 50th anniversary concert.

Nirvana's surviving members reunited alongside Post Malone to perform "Smells Like Teen Spirit" at SNL's 50th anniversary concert → cons.lv/guhnSW

Officially official.

Story helped recruit Bregman: "He's played in Fenway. There's just nothing like the atmosphere. There's nothing like playing in Boston and there's nothing like winning in Boston. To me, it just feels like it means more. And I think that was a big thing that drew me to Boston"

Totally normal reaction www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/m...

Fuck it. Yolo

"$49 million in dead cap" IT'S NOT REAL, FOLKS! 🧢 🟰 💩

Chandler Rome broke the Bregman news tonight, then went on his podcast and summed it up like this

Not sure what I hated more, the Arenado rumors and idea of him coming to the Red Sox, or the Cardinal twitter accounts that posted the most stupid shit imaginable as if it were news and people treated like news.

Thank fuck they didn’t make that happen. Hopefully signing Bregman means they moved on.

Holy shit he signed with the Red Sox! LFG!!

Feel a lot better about the Sox now.

"Raffy Devers is our third basemen. I always envisioned Bregman as a gold glover as a second baseman. We'll see where Alex ends up, and where he ends up playing." Cora on January 11th

There is way too much concern about blocking Campbell, Anthony, and Mayer. The first two have clear paths to playing time this year, and Mayer has a clear path next year. There is too much worry about Devers' defense, especially with Story and Bregman up the middle instead of a revolving door.

Let’s start this first leg off strong AC Milan!

Nominees for the Rock & Rock Hall of Fame's class of 2025 include The White Stripes, Soundgarden, Mariah Carey, Oasis, OutKast, Phish, Joy Division/New Order, Cyndi Lauper, and Billy Idol → cons.lv/0TJAud

Red Sox Netflix documentary will air April 8

What kind of bs did they call to give that PK?!

Holy fuck they gotta score on those opportunities. Back to back deadly chances!

Vamos Hala Madrid!

Good morning Fort Myers...and hello Bluesky! 👋

Palace it is! Sold Esse to them so this should be interesting!

Millwall gets the winner of Doncaster or Crystal Palace for the next round of the FA cup. Let’s go!

Why the fuck do the Red Sox front office seem so desperate for Nolan Arenado?! Someone make it make sense?!

One Love: Bob Marley was born on this day 80 years ago. Photo by Michael Putland

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.