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notthelorac.bsky.social
sometimes i think- other times, i do not #HestiaisBestia
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when will i enjoy running? 🫠

for about 10 minutes today i was trapped at work

i played a trick on my friend, but who would've thought that they'd play the same exact trick on me!

my immigrant mother said "i bought a weed" when she meant to say "wig"

im suddenly craving carnival snacks but i dont know where to get them

i need to stop dropping money on pokemon cards... i say as i dropped $90 on pokemon cards today

Putting “Trump declares Pluto a planet again” on my bingo card.

the chokehold that physical pokemon cards have on me right now 😫

spotify mixes really know when to gut punch me

sometimes i just bReathE wrong

my cat has just decided that 4am is a prefectly reasonable time to ask for breakfast, instead of his usual 6am

my muscle memory to open tiktok is so bad

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a hockey card collection built on memories 🥹 #SeaKraken goalie coach Steve Briere has spent decades collecting hockey cards, each one a reminder of the goalies who shaped his journey → nhl.com/kraken

why do men?????

slept in a little longer than usual and now my legs are part of my cat's bed

the way that i struggled to get my computer to stop dying only for discord to be broken 😒

my wallet hurts from going to hockey games recently, but the memories are priceless

a pullup at 25lbs assisted aNd while i was sick? now imagine if i wasnt sick... TWO PULLUPS ASSISTED

i told my boss i got sick, and immediately they went "dude go home if youre not feeling it" and i spent 10 mins trying to explain i only sound sick. sick ass boss (get it? cause i got-)

me: unwilling to buy new steam games even on sale also me: buys pokemon cards

finally having a sick time thats less than a week is a win

my friend bought me sudafed 🥺 i dont need it anymore but its the thought that counts

the mood right now, while im sick, is to eat ice cream during a rainy/windy day

when you thought the sick was over but turns out you were just so warm that your body felt normal

Off-day well spent 💙🩵 Mitchell Stephens, Cale Fleury & @buoy.seattlekraken.com spent the day answering questions, playing trivia & handing out #SeaKraken gear to the students at Sanislo Elementary!

got a new phone :^)

Out on the town tonight....

bro got me crashing out on supermarket sim together 😭

Careful, that's my load bearing anxiety.

Wyrm 🐍

environment studies 🌷🌊

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

i like to think im good at pattern recognition. it's how i was able to pass my math classes with high/perfect marks. but taking a look at history and the news has me shaking like a wet chihuahua because tHe pATtErNS

Miku I love you #drawing #hatsunemiku #miku

i had one of the most wholesome conversations ive had with an old friend and it made my week 😭

commission

lowkey i like tile more than smarttag when it comes to easier UI/UX

this entire week has just been me finding random scratches on myself. idk how it got there!

i dont often believe in higher beings of power but sometimes it feels like theyre real and they have favorites

it was so cold that my car thought there might be snow/ice on the road and told me to drive slower (spoilers: there wasnt)

Oh no