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nottooserious.bsky.social
Dumb joke maker, engineer, Jeepfluencer, watcher of Loons, petter of cats. MSP area. He / him, please.
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Here’s my snow forecast in 60 seconds. Not a ton, but Wednesday morning will not be pleasant with snow and strong winds.

So excited for when we can gamify the War of America

Large Pine and Red Earth, 1895 #cezanne #postimpressionism

Loons kits look worse and worse the longer and closer you look at them.

🙄 should be 2 nil

What on earth?

🙄 why do we need VAR for this?

Proud dad moment: riding with new 16yo driver and we both spontaneously flicked off a cybertruck

Same, Kent

Here is a blepping tiger for your Saturday morning

The three towers?

I recommend not taking work advice from someone who has been too rich to work for at least twenty years, yet in that time has managed to be divorced twice for infidelity

I'm laughing. It just sounds like crying.

I’m really tired of being right

Remember in the early days of the internet how it screamed every time we logged on? We should have paid attention to that.

Ooh trump is going to blackmail Ukraine SO hard now

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www.theautopian.com/jeep-outsold...

Today is the fourth anniversary of my wife’s @superzup.bsky.social horrible mom dying so I got her a cake to celebrate.

What kind of wallet-inspector-brain plan is this?? apnews.com/article/ille...

Clouds cleared out earlier than expected. It’s already 48° in the Twin Cities before noon. Let’s do 3 straight 50°+ days the last week of February.

We're giving away FIVE pairs of tickets to Saturday's MONDO Spectacular variety show at the O’Shaughnessy Auditorium. Hit repost for a chance to win!

Meet Dayne! Our resident foodie will be hanging out at Soul Bowl tomorrow from 5:30 to 7 p.m.

Best part of my day on the hill yesterday: a graffiti sticker that says “Trump skis in jeans”

Good morning! 🪶

Is this false spring or fool’s spring?

Dear god, when I go my kids better not sit and listen to ALL my MP3’s. Skim it! Listen to the big hits, then go listen to modern stuff. www.cbc.ca/radio/thecur...

Only if they do the Wilhelm scream

Ffs like I need more bad news right now

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Listen, it takes brains to be born rich.

☄️ 🔭 The impact probability of asteroid 2024 YR4 has dropped from 2.8% to 0.16%. Thanks to new observations, Earth is now at the edge of our shrinking ‘uncertainty window.’ If this trend continues, the risk may soon reach 0%.

It’ll be FINE. Nothing else happens in November and December anyway.

In Ojibwe, my name means ‘speaks in a loud and clear voice woman.’ Today, I’m officially launching my campaign for the U.S. Senate to go to D.C. and speak in a loud and clear voice for ALL of Minnesota.

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

Holee shit