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Netflix sent me an over two dollar price increase, so I sent them a cancellation. These companies need to stop trying to raise prices on people who just pay for their services without actually using them.

I miss TikTok

Going back to work after vacation just reinforces how unhappy work feels compared to sleeping in your bed late.

Trying to build up courage to brave my cold house after finding I forgot to bring a change of clothes to the shower

I just made an ai explain why it was better than my love for sonic the hedgehog it got so mad at me

Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour By The Numbers theonion.com/taylor-swift...

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYH5BQJU/

Recommending books series can be weird. You have to tell them it has slow beginning and a couple dull books in the middle, but while different the ending is ok. It doesn’t sound good when you say it out loud even when you enjoyed reading it yourself.

Why can’t this be a real show? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTYMqc37M/

I was in the other place this morning watching people complain about “woke”. I don’t understand how people can be so full of hatred. How do they find time to do anything else?

Beware of Chicken 4: The spirit stared in awe. Its ancient matrix activated, forcing out a question. “Will you be the Emperor?” The man stared directly at Shenguashi. “Hell nah,” he replied.

People genuinely give this advice to people and expect it to be helpful.

Captain's orders

I can’t stand when companies claim they shipped something, but a week later it is still awaiting sender in the tracking. It is not shipped until it picked up by the carrier. The person in charge probably makes their metrics look better by changing what they call shipping.

That looks adorable.

I am the zebra.

Eternal truth

There is no way I can justify buying the new Lego X-Men: The X-Mansion set. So I guess I shouldn't bother trying now that I already ordered it. Being an irresponsible adult is much better than being a responsible kid. I wasted my youth trying too hard.

Every time I see some dipstick waxing philosophical about how great "the economy" is doing, I think of this meme:

Secret Panel HERE 🐶 tapas.io/episode/345282