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Or as the current presidential administration calls them, “our governing strategy.”

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It doesn't matter how many pieces of paper you sign with your teeny, tiny little hands. My kid still is who he is.

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Note to retailers: saying, “Let me know if I can help you find anything!” is the quickest way to get me to leave your store. Nothing personal, just #autism.

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For his tireless work to heal the damage caused by those who came before him, while getting no credit and much vilification … I hereby nominate Joe Biden as an honorary member of Generation X.

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My goal in life is to be nothing like the “him” referred to in the Gifts For Him section of the store.

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My Introvert Batteries after a “small” Thanksgiving gathering.

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I am whelmed by this.

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When you realize you can't watch Trading Places or Die Hard even if you're in the mood for them because they're Christmas movies and we don't watch those till after Thanksgiving.

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Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz

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As a person born in the 1970s, I would like to be one of the Elder Gods, please and thank you

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The best thing you can do for the introvert(s) in your life is to set up a chat thread dedicated solely to sharing memes.

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Here I am picking up the leftover Everything Bagel seasoning from my plate with a wet finger, instead of just pouring the jar into my mouth like a sensible person.

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I think I'll copy my electronic calendars into a paper planner and call it "working."

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My work colleague today.

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One thing I will not be using Bluesky for: posting other people’s hot takes about what Bluesky is or isn’t, or whether it will or won’t be an acceptable or unacceptable substitute for any other platform. I’d rather post nothing but fart jokes.

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It’s almost time for my yearly viewing of this night-before-Thanksgiving classic. www.rogerebert.com/reviews/grea...

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I look at the name of this platform and I want to pronounce it "BLOO-skee," like it's someone's last name.

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Should I use Bluesky to spread joy and wonder at everyday miracles, or to shout obscenities into the void of an uncaring universe? Decisions, decisions.

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Quote post with the first DVD you ever bought. I don’t remember what I bought first, but I remember renting this one, watching it a bunch of times, and being blown away by the documentary extras and the commentary track.

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Transgender Day of Remembrance. Only in the past year over 350 transgender people were murdered, that is why we need Transgender Day of Remembrance. Hopefully, one day we will not need a day of remembrance. 💗🏳️‍⚧️ #tdor #tdor2024 #Trans #transgender #trans_woman

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SOOOOOOOOOOY UN PERDIDOOOOOOOOR

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pssssst Hey You know that one project? That one you've wanted to write FOREVER except it's scary as hell & maybe you don't feel good enough or brave enough or strong enough? Spend 15 min on it today Keep the dream alive Even a pot on the back burner needs to occasionally be stirred

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So many brilliant creators here. it’s like opening a window and getting clean, fresh air that smells like hot apple pie after being trapped in a stale, moldy locker room. Long-dormant neurons are firing. I want to write for the first time in ages. It feels joyous.

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Me realizing that autism explains literally everything that has always confused me about myself. “Why have I always…?” Autism. “Why have I never been able to…?” Autism. Literally every single time.

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Or in my case, the song “Informer” by Snow, because my brain decided it was time to licky boom boom down. 😂

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Who are 5 artists you have in heavy rotation right now? R.E.M. (Automatic for the People has been on repeat for days) Steely Dan Paul Simon The Replacements Death Cab For Cutie

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There is not enough coffee in the world today.

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Parent of a fucking awesome trans kid here.

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I’ll take “headlines that are giving me life today” for 100…

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I worked in TV news for 20 years, but I recovered. One of the reasons I'm glad not to be working in that business anymore is that I don't need to be Extremely Online. I was never any good at The Twitterz, and that's kinda what journalism has become.

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This post brought to you by I’m Gonna Be 50 In Like Six Weeks.

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Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur." I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.

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Me at 6pm: well at least I don’t have the oppositional kind of autism Me at midnight: FUCK NO I AIN’T GOING TO SLEEP

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Reasons I like working on a college campus: I post a photo of a guy flying his kite in the quad and two of my friends are like, “Oh, that’s Ed!” Campuses contain my kind of eccentrics.

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Greetings. I’m just kinda bored of Facebook. Maybe this will be fun.

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Wait a minute, that other social network is down? Whatever shall we dooooooo? (And is this a Bluesky guerilla marketing tactic?)

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That whole halftime show was Usher trying on different outfits hoping to find one that fit. And failing.

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Hello world.

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