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nouveauemo.bsky.social
cohost and producer @rivercityramble.bsky.social pro nouns in bio. he/him. 🏳️‍🌈
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I wonder if there’s a new @cheekface.bsky.social or something

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I’m thinking about the time me and @joyces.bsky.social were joking about the only two songs in the consciousness with an anvil was the ffvii battle theme and the home depot and however years later uematsu is forever and the anvil was in rebirth

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

prepping for soccerposting, i think im gonna start calling marcel hartel’s little stutter step runup ‘the saint city shuffle’

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I’m single because I’m both and would cause a catastrophic overload in either direction if paired with another person

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Going to rate the new MLS kits by how much they look like someone jizzed on them

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

You're not frog and I'm telling everyone

submitted 23 days ago • 8 comments

‘Trauma Dumping In Pup Youtube Comments’ - hot mulligan song title or real incident

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

You’d think eventually they’d run out of 2013 songs to send me but guess not, I’ve been obsessed with this since I first heard it youtu.be/0I6A-Cwfjl8?...

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

bro you gotta check this out i spent 3 trillion dollars on a plane that does the sickest flat spin you’ve ever seen

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

new laptop means new sticker canvas

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

a tarot card deck, but every card is called The Oaf, each one looking exactly like you and depicting a major event of your life

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submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments

it's crazy to me that there's big guys who wear small glasses. bro we got the get out of jail free card, big glasses were in fashion for a while just say you got them then. you cant be looking like me and wearing a pince-nez

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

guy who mistimed pouring his soda with the end of the microwave cooking voice:

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I know im normal and relatable because I ask myself normal and relatable questions like ‘do I want to listen to the promise ring or faraquet’

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Logging on to hypnospace on December 31st, 1999

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it’s nice to have affirmation that no matter what you can’t be the worst ex-boyfriend

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment