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The Arnold Classic is coming to town next weekend

Oh I'm down bad for Chris...

Need a lifting buddy like fr

LinkedIn is the most lying ass social media platform. All I see is the same story over and over about HR people rejecting someone twice then hiring them the third time they apply and it working out great. We all know nobody is getting hired, cut the shit

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

I need to adopt a cat so bad

I’m quickly becoming an accelerationist tbh

i checked with everyone and they all agreed they'd be cool if you showed us your penis

Wow The Seed of the Sacred Fig was fantastic.

Bernie Sanders: "They will use the enormous media operations they own to deflect attention away from the impact of their policies while they entertain us to death."

We should bring back polari tbh. Could be quite useful soon. But no sharing with the straights! Too many of you are chismeando about Sniffies to st8 podcasts they know too much.

He was and is so right for this. Love us for this.

Bought a suit this evening and let’s just say I’m humbled at my current size

My revenge bedtime procrastination the last two weeks has been wild. Really need to gentle parent my ass to bed at a decent hour.

This is a slippery slope. You could argue this is innocuous but it opens things to more nefarious changes.

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

Not Act Blue asking for money lmao. Girl, it’s over!

Oh no, I timed myself doing work tasks and they took me way shorter to do than I thought they were just boring. (A memoir)

The comments to this illustrate why this place isn’t a serious contender to replace twitter yet.

Boring game, weird ads; not even the bread and circuses are hitting during the end of the empire πŸ˜”

the theme for this year's ads, more than ever, more than usual, is "the worst, cheapest, most disturbing cgi you've ever goddamn seen"

i wonder why these guys hate the CFPB so much ohh

I really hope Conclave wins Best Picture over The Brutalist. I still have a few to watch, but I still think it'll be my pick. (Don't think I'll waste my time with Emilia Perez unless I put it on while doing something else)

It's always funny when you get asked to donate blood as a gay guy. Great opportunity to have an uncomfortable conversation lol

It’s the freakin weekend baby I’m about to have me some fun (tiki drinks and Gladiator/Romy and Michelle double feature)

I just made the best chicken salad with a Costco rotisserie chicken. red grapes, sliced almonds, celery, tarragon, etc. Love eating like a lady who lunches, ngl.

Imagine being some CS major nerd at a prestigious school, solving a LeetCode Medium, and getting a job making sure that as many children in the developing world die of HIV/AIDS as possible.

Some more light reading to fight the Sunday scaries

Am I insane for getting this today? Probably. But it made me feel better πŸ₯΄

Connections Puzzle #602 🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Skill 95/99 Uniqueness 1 in 758 I am a god. Difficulty 5/5

Thank you Buckeye Chuck, thank you.

A little light reading for Saturday I just got from @thebookloft.bsky.social Twilight of Democracy by @anneapplebaum.bsky.social

Went to the bookstore today to get some uh, pertinent titles. Was looking for 'On Tyranny' by Timothy Snyder and one of the booksellers said it's not just on backorder it's on on-demand printing due to the incredibly high demand. Totally a good sign of the times lol

Going to Costco to tomorrow to get rice and lentils and buying a chest freezer this weekend too. Feels a little insane but the way things are going also not that insane to prepare for very high food prices.