Just about every time I read 'cock-sucking', my brain made it 'sock-cucking'. And I'm not gonna google it or nuthin, but pretty sure that's a category on PornHub.
Bathroom-stall-knocking GOP congressmen come to mind. Although op in this article is way more eloquent than today’s repubs, as they can easily be reduced to a lazy meme.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a truly straight man in my life that hated gay men. Something about being secure in who you are or something weird like that I guess.
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Fuck I'm old.
"Man who hates posts about sucking cock can't stop commenting on posts about sucking cock."
I think I’m going to hell just for reading that. That poor guy is nothing but a target.
The wedding caterer 🤣
>Be me
>Not gay
>Proceeds to post the gayest event I've ever read
🤣
I told her it was satire. I told her it wasn't real. She said, "That's what Satan wants you to think."
After I hung up, I laughed my ass off. Good times.
Also, she sounds like a nightmare.
As for my parents, went no contact with them 7+ yrs ago. They're the worst kind of MAGAts.