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She/her/hers Pro wrestling, hockey, and Muppet enthusiast. Baker of cookies, knitter of blankets. Wife to @Washboard. Auntie to the eight million nephews. Singer of songs.
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I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

tunashamed

mmmm! marinated olives! is there any way i could get these in a package that’s impossible to open but also somehow leaks all over the fridge??

hey guys the only canada vs usa hockey I've watched in the last decade has been on the women's side. can someone fill me in on which ones are married to each other

Well that's one way to neutralize that line

lmao they brought out an actual troop to try to avoid the booing. that's gutless

CHIEF: Eric Adam's freedom is in our sights. Drop the charges! SCALIA CLERK: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): She's woke! She wont do it!

play not like us again

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Evening on Karl Johan Street, by Edvard Munch, 1892

I need the creative mind behind that tongue ad arrested

The superbowl whose ads are all nightmare visions.

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

what an embarrassing time to have to live through

Janelle Monae is the absolute coolest.

extraordinary

This may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we COULD ask Mothra for help

pittsburgh folks: have you looked at the proposed PRT bus line redesign? does your neighborhood, like mine, get totally screwed? if you haven't already, send feedback to PRT *tonight* - the board meets tomorrow. and if interested/available, head to this rally before the board meeting:

Current mood

This is, though, another opportunity not to ask "How do we help her message reach the broader public?" but to ask "Why doesn't my member of Congress talk like this?"

Even when you shouldn't have to; endure.

Happy "white people invoking out of context that one MLK quote we know" day

they should shut down every social media site and force us all to get a life tbh

Worcestershire

That's our Willow! #AEWDynamite

it's so cool dems let themselves get iran hostage'd again but like a thousand times dumber and more cruel than the first time

we need to bring back herb as an insult.

“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

L.A peeps! A message from the owner at Calico Fish House. Anyone who has left LA and headed south. You are welcome at our restaurant, 16600 Pacific Coast Highway, 92649. We have a large parking lot, you can stay as long as you need and camp out. We will provide free meals for all of those affected.

being on bluesky

asking how i'm feeling is just like asking what i'm having for dinner while i'm hunched over the sink shoveling cold leftovers in my mouth. it ain't great, look away

to survival

Happy New Year from Dorothy Parker (and me).

Monday personified #graffiti #streetart #urbanart #streetphotography #streetphotograph

me normally: superstition is bullshit, there is no such thing as the supernatural me after I turn on my team and they immediately start playing like dogshit: I’ve cursed them, this is my fault, I need an exorcism

anyway good morning pittsburgh, today our sunset will be at 5pm we are slowly clawing back the daylight 🔆🥹

Romance Bookworms has a free Stuff Your E-Reader day today, Thursday Dec 26! They let you browse by e-reader type, genre, tropes, and specific protagonists and specific diverse groups of authors, it's pretty cool. www.romancebookworms.com

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you