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Can I offer you a proselytizing pamphlet for these trying times?
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Daniel Radcliffe is one of my favorite actors but it’s less about his child acting in Harry Potter and more his Steve Buscemi-like willingness to take on increasingly unhinged roles.

Me wondering why the puff balls on all of my hats are crusty: 🤔 My cat:

If you’re not vibing with a book, do you abandon it, or keep reading to the bitter end just in case it suddenly gets good? #booksky

When I was a child, my late January birthday parties were routinely snowed out. This year I’m outside in the 50° sunshine soaking up vitamin D and watering saplings so they survive the insane drought we are having. The sunshine feels incredible, but the ground is dust and I am unsettled.

If I perish in a high profile accident, anyone who runs to make my death political for their own aims is getting haunted AF

Social media is a whole lot of broadcasting thoughts that would be off putting if you individually texted them to someone. And then “liking” thoughts you’d be weirded out if anyone walked up to you and uttered.

Why’s my dog look ai right now? Quick, somebody count her fingers!

Saw a bumper sticker that said "PitDad" and thought "it's nice to see parental pride for orchestral theatre kids" before I realized...

The phonograph was a damn revolution!

Should I be stressed that I’m almost 40 and haven’t picked a fruit theme for my kitchen yet.

The story of my life would be the song “Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?” Except instead of cowboys it’s scissors, hairties, and nail clippers.

Does it count as a double Gruber if you see two consecutive Grubers in a row or do both Grubers need to be visible simultaneously?

My husband sent me a text that read: “Commotion in the ocean The lonely giant Elephants cannot dance Ghoulia and the mysterious visitor” And I was sitting there trying to interpret his odd poem for way too long before I realized it was just a list of our kids’ overdue library books.

This void would like you to know: Radiators are IN. Un-insulated Sun Rooms are OUT. Tell everyone.

It’s a kitty-on-the-warm-radiator kind of work morning. *slow coffee sip* Anyone else wrapped in a cozy blanket shawl right now? #wisconsin #winter

It merits documenting that I finally turned on the heat *and* busted out the *big coat* this evening. #wisconsin