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Hi I’m Eric Fraze and I’m based in Bunnell, FL. Not related to Dropout.tv in any way. All opinions are my own trash brain thoughts. This should go without saying but I’m a highly skilled idiot. Do not admire me. Do not emulate me. I need a job.
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I’ll convince them to give me a purple lightsaber. They’ll have to retcon saber colors lore to include my character.
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My family started with giving me an old car, the white trash version of a stock. Lost everything when the engine blew up.
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I sell knives not tested on animals, so we can end this terrible practice 😪
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That’s why I use inverted mirrors so I turn that frown upside down
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There’re making the Freds gay!!
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Wouldn’t be the first time Trump disappointed a woman.
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He who?
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How does this make you feel, Pigeon? Can we explore those emotions?
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Sorry I’m late. I had to go to therapy.
“If you have enough glibglobs those in charge of the Earth will do a fireworks show. Want a big boom? Pay enough and they’ll drop a nuke on their own kind.
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“Linked heartbeats rings for polyamorous couples by 2035” is my campaign slogan. I have a dream that every American will know how to fuck.
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It’s just a dildo the size of his penis mailed with a stamp in an envelope.
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What can you do, even small, to make you a better person?
Why don’t you want to do that?
Why can’t you do that?
Can you figure out something you can do?
Does it harm anyone?
Why do you want to harm them?
Could you do it without harming them?
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Wait I could actually pull that off
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soldiers
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Wait did someone already do this
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Hey! Be nice! His skills are in par with that game reporter that couldn’t get past the Cuphead tutorial.
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Can we get Obvious Plant to collaborate with The Onion?
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I don’t block ads. I want those fucks to know they paid for me to ignore them.
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The back of the shirt.
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They are not going to cut into Waffle House’s post-disaster market unless they can stay open during acts of god.
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Ah, the ol’ pour oil directly into the air intake technique. Haven’t seen it in years.
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Eating raw eggs is a natural way to prevent bird flu.
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“Remember to take a picture of any rash that develops so you can sell it some freak online.” Typo? 😊
Ticks don’t like me because my blood is as thick as molasses.
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They need $200 a week for food. Could someone help out? The gofundme takes 4 days to get to them but if contacted they can provide options for quicker ways to send money
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One of the spent flash bang devices ICE used on San Diegoans
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What drugs are safer and/or more fun?
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Bowling ball anatomy was removed from schools in favor of just saying “just don’t bowl”.
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Gotta justify using seven of your unlimited PTO days somehow.
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This is why we can’t trust Christian missionaries. They are actually scouting for areas not touched by the hand of their God. So they can grab it by the pussy.
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He was later spotted singing “I will survive” while slowly rotating in place.