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“… unless, of course, the people of Boston know they don’t have to open the door to an immigration warrant, in which case Hell and I will stand around with our dicks in our hand like we did in Chicago and LA.”

Reading pope power rankings. Absolutely losing it that the word for eligible popes is "popeable."

Final: RedSox 6 Rays 4

One time I was at work in the 90s, my boss brought in his wife’s high school yearbook and showed us Trent Reznor’s picture. He was in band. Somewhere in Pennsylvania I think.

Spoiler: The glue is failing in freezing weather. Because they used glue on the Cybertruck.

The betrayal of nail clipping

Whenever someone says trans people are overreacting to threats to their existence we should be able to just walk them closer and closer to the edge of a cliff and tell them nothing's happened yet calm down you're being ridiculous

“Billy, this is Mike Clevinger. He’s not a particularly good pitcher or person. He’s getting old & he’s prone to injury. He hit his wife and kid. Because of that other teams won’t sign him. But if we did he could be one of the worst starting pitchers of the season. Like an island of misfit toys.”

The man doing nazi salutes was wielding a chainsaw at CPAC yesterday, ffs. Call. Him. Out.

Used too much bleach on my whites and I’m about to suffocate on fumes

Let's see if I can get videos to post on here. Grounders from Campbell, Mayer, and Casas.

Voletta Wallace, the Notorious B.I.G.'s mother, has died. She was 72

Here are The Top 10 Dogs of the week! youtu.be/xSi7CJ4iFPU

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

Our fascists are scaring off other fascists.

Imagining the fit Yankee fans must be throwing is almost enough to get me to log onto twitter

at some point if you're willing to admit that this salute mimicks another *recent* famous salute you might as well just say which historical salute both are mimicking. but apparently nobody wants to be the first to say "Nazi"

Remember last year when you could conceivably go weeks without thinking of the government? Yeah. Good times.

Everything Elon Musk says makes me think of Brad Pitt saying "What the fuck are you talking about?" in Moneyball

Ben Affleck is so perfectly a dick in Dazed and Confused that it informed my opinion of him for about 15 years.

Oh look, another constitutional crisis, add it to the list

You thought people were dying in the national parks last summer, this is gonna be crazy

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

Honestly, I think it’s catchy

Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman getting their contracts extended

Juan Soto got Brett Baty a car after Baty gave up No. 22 in the offseason and I regret to inform the vibes are very good

Excellent decision. Keep doing what you’re doing, Yankees. Don’t change a thing.

Here you go, baseball fans

Clearing my head after this day

*AHEM* Garrett Crochet has the start on Sunday.

I’m so tired of these dipshits being the main character every day

Okay, this is getting weird www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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