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Now boarding Zone 1 | Public Health Research | MPH | #NCATAlum 🐾 | just here to talk to myself publicly | Good boys ain’t no fun, I wanna fuck the swoop | ♓️ IG: https://www.instagram.com/here_sjohnny/profilecard/?igsh=MWVwZ3hwMmdqeHNmeQ==
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I need a good spades game!

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Put the three inch into mi

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Already ready for my pre departure vodka cranberry tomorrow

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The way the mall used to be the spot when I was growing up, and now it’s always dead

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Trigon, 3 sides 😂😂😂😂

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Black folks calling Rep Crockett anything other than outspoken are very unserious

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Gia scar still on her forehead getting a new BMW. I miss coming home to soap operas lowkey! 😂😂😂 Charmed and Supernatural cornered the sick from school market

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So is Beyond the Gates, All My Children or General Hospital? I need to know what I’m getting into

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Show me a VIDEO that has your energy. Not a selfie, a video.

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Searched my camera roll for shoes and hella nudes popped up, Siri! Calm down!

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Kinda want to rinse my hair bluest black to close out winter but all my linens white 🫠

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Last appointment ✅

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Welcome to Fairmont Crest!

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“it’s all in your head” ok :) i live there so :)

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Thank you to our Philadelphia Eagles for DECLINING the 🍊🤡👹💩 their SB championship visit to the Kremlin…… As they did last time!!!!! Didn’t think it was possible but love them even more!! 💚🦅💚🦅💚🦅💚

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There’s a song stuck in my head, I can’t tell what the words are so I’m just ad libbing in simlish

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Trump is about to start taking their guns 💀

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It's this but they're making a dystopia out of a perfectly fine society for no reason. Standing in a fully stocked grocery store going "I guess we have no choice but to kill and eat each other"

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Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money

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youngkin is term limited for governor but i expect this quote to make the rounds when he tries to run for senate in two years

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House 5 and some light rain every now and then

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Girl, you pretty with no makeup, phew!

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Scheduled me and my dog a haircut for the same day

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The Revolution will be AI-icized

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"Let's take out the trash" Well, it seems trash was taken out 🙃

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#Pisces season done crept on in

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👑 Jane Fonda with a mic drop "Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."

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Good morning to people in these shades. 🌞 Keep your heads up.

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“hey diva, so i have some sickening news to tell you. as you know, your dad and I have not been kikiing a lot lately. it lowkey has not been boots down at the house for awhile” I’ve been screaming at this for like 15 minutes straight 😭

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If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

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Usually just when I’m traveling, otherwise no. I don’t even carry my debit card frfr 😂😂

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I love being able to switch moderation to warn

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A delusional masterpiece

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Damnnnn not Billy

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What I love about @bsky.app!🦋

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Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

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Movie you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only.

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Have you seen niggas? 😮‍💨

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i miss being able to slap the shit outta stuff

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He loved an outdated stereotype 😂😂😂😂

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We need a nice red wedding, but purple would do

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