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Everyone's favorite sea monster returns. The swarm of trans girls continues to intensify and the diaper accelerates. Kids, call your senators. 24/f
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You're telling me a Bluey baked these beans??

www.yahoo.com/news/law-inc... Lmao I hate it so much here tbh. TL;DR 1. Minimum liability coverage has doubled, still stands at least 10x what insurance would ever attempt to pay. 2. Extends the fuck young people rate period to 8 years from 3 3. Automatic suspension offenses have 5 years pts

"Odette you aim for the standard of living the average dog enjoys" yes, actually.

This scenario just confuses me tbh because like 1. NGL you've got the majorities to just eat the shutdown and teach your people a lesson for voting for a single one of those fuckers 2. The hill to die on is hoping that doing this is going to save you from Medicaid cuts? It won't lol.

i'm running for president in 2028 on a single-issue platform: outlawing the public usages of both "the ick" and "neurospicy". five year mandatory minimum. i'll wing the rest.

The Belgian crown princess is my age, maybe I should set higher status targets lmao. Can you imagine Odette, queen of Belgium?

when i was single-digit years old i read the phrase "political assassination" in nintendo power's killer7 feature and i asked my dad what it meant. he said "what the hell is that gamecube teaching you man." first time i'd ever heard him curse. happy 20th to the greatest video game of all time

THE NYAN PIECE IS REAL !!!!! S@@@! A AAAAA!!!

Always wondered if I just called a congressional office, put on my best fake Russian accent, and just claimed to be their handler how long it'd take to get hung up on (or if I could get myself through by clever social engineering [and most likely arrested lmao])

Nyodette rights when..?

Happy pride month!!

one of my favorite things is seeing people go from "eh, I'll give this diaper thing a try, just once, I guess" to having a main babyfur fursona like a year or two later lmao

Every article about the inevitability of AGI

"Simplest ingredient list you've ever read with a fucking treatise on exactly how to prepare it the length of a tale of two cities" Tbh all online recipes nowadays but I was specifically talking about like a French recipe that detours into an essay on what the ideal bechamel is

"Maybe this skincare content is giving cis girls dysphoria because they don't have the skin of south Korean male models and we can't have that" Just read an outrage bait article on skincare tiktok where this was effectively the thesis lmao.

Nyodette just glad bigdette seems a lot happier

If you're an abdl with a cat fursona and you really like the padding you're in you'll let out a diap purr

Tbh the thing I never got about ICE or immigration is that there's a whole world out there that loves and cares about their people, but you picked one of like five nations that actively hate that their people are even allowed to stay alive?

It's really fun being the local chaos agent until your chaos starts having consequences

So all the drama I've been reading is about... A pride flag pacifier??? I was hoping it was at least something more interesting tbh.