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I do important research which means I get paid for not knowing what I'm doing, I say walla walla bing bang far too much, my car owns me, and my super power is sarcasm and cynicism.."sarcasticism"🤣🫠😂 also please no DMs unless it's a real convo.
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Starting April 1, 2025, most telehealth services through Medicare coverage will be unavailable. This will affect those living in rural communities, students in college towns, and more.

Tax guide for anyone that's curious on how things are changing. Thank the GOP and you fools that voted for this foolishness. Cash rules everything around me. 😫 #gop #taxes #money #tax #cash #finances

Currently looking at getting the OnePlus 13 to add to my smartphone collection. (Yes I have a problem) 😂. #OnePlus13 #OnePlus #smartphones

Wise man…

😂😂😂😂😂 #truth #facts #trump #unitedstates #president #lol #clown

Jonathan Pie spitting facts here. Trump is such a taint stain. Wow. Well said sir! #trump #UK #unitedstates #russia #dictator #fail #policy #ukraine #resist v.redd.it/qhtkw8tc3pke1

An ongoing measles outbreak that began in one of Texas' least vaccinated counties has mushroomed to 90 cases across a cluster of seven counties in the state, according to an update by the Texas Department of State Health Services on Friday. #MedSky #measles #getvaccinated

Imagine listening to Trump for any given amount of time and then deciding "yeah this guy knows what he's talking about" I mean I can't imagine that but knowing that's what's been going on I quickly realized that's the moment I knew human beings really can be the dumbest motherfuckers in existence.

I guess considering the state of air travel in the United States it's okay to clap when the plane lands huh?...fuck. 😂

Definitely looking forward to wasting hours on this. #lotr #lordoftherings #gaming

Netflix joins Sifu film project as development continues on Sloclap adaptation www.eurogamer.net/netflix-join...

It's a wine and cigar chilling on the porch type of night. I hope you lovely people have an epic weekend.

Raskin: "It's becoming obvious to the American people that Elon Musk and Donald Trump are not opponents of corruption, they are agents of corruption."

WATCH Bernie Sanders lay out exactly what's at stake if Republicans gut Medicaid. #DontCutMyMedicaid

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist” James Baldwin

Be a Dan Rather Report facts

John Fetterman’s staff are leaving him in droves and there are awful rumors about how he treats them. Are we sure he’s not just three Kyrsten Sinemas sitting on each other’s shoulders in a hoodie? Our latest:

#PrayForUkraine #PrayForAmerica

Facts effecting real Americans: 79,308,002 people were enrolled in Medicaid & CHiP. That's 1 in 5 Americans Over 68 million seniors on Medicare Over 9.1 million veteran in VHA 44 million people were enrolled in the ACA Marketplace & Medicaid expansion 144 million with pre-existing conditions

#TeamCanada

That's pretty funny....and accurate 🤣😂😅 #trump #elonmusk

"This is something that does not belong to the president or the White House. It belongs to the American people.” www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Bread Loaf 220218 Relisted TBK 2/22 #NYCACC He is only a puppy, 1 yr old Young, social boy Easily aroused Needs exp all adult home Please help save Bread Loaf! nycacc.app/browse/220218 #Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt

The Russians don't need to drop a nuke on us...that's not how they win the war...they dropped a Trump on us...that's how they win the war. #trump #traitor #russia #unitedstates #fail #russianpuppet

ITS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY!! When taking action, I want you to know your rights, know your risks, and remember one thing - shut the fuck up! For me. Please.