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occult-deer.bsky.social
Bisexual, with a side of snark
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To the maroon Jaguar SUV with dealer plates that cut me off and rode my bumper for a solid 15 minutes: Go fuck yourself, my 4-banger Focus is faster than your overpriced bloated SUV that'll live most of its life in a mechanics bay.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Lowkey I would happily move to an all queer or an all trans country.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The world heals when bigots are unemployed

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Controversial opinion: bring back the fairy type in the Pokemon tcg

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This isn’t the most eloquent way to express it, but thank fuck for the arts Thank fuck for books Thank fuck for drawing and painting Thank fuck for movies Thank fuck for video games Thank fuck for all the creatives out there who will help us cope the next 4 years whether by escapism or a rally cry

submitted 17 days ago • 80 comments

I wish Fiat would bring back the multipla and also release it to the states. I wanna see a slammed multipla. Is that so much to ask?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This year's super bowl is just a shitty rerun. Pass.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Goddangit.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It's kind of horrifying watching RFK talk and think "wow... This man is gonna be in charge of HEALTHCARE in America.

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submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

#deer 🦌

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

Microsoft? More like MocroSlop. One drive couldn't even upload a file. That's like, the ONE thing that P-O-S is good for. But no, let's error out with no error message other than fucking NOTHING

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Are you a berry, or perhaps a kernel of corn? #deer 🦌

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I'm unreasonably frustrated by music written for bari sax that goes to a low G. Like, y'all, talk to some sax player, or even just Google it ffs.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

Gm #deer 🦌

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

#deer 🦌

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

submitted 30 days ago • 89 comments

Imo piercings are cooler than tattoos. You get a tattoo, it heals, that's it. Get a piercing, let it heal, now you can put different metal in it!

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Another 4 years, but now it's gonna be worse and gas prices already going up.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

#deer 🦌

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Honestly if TikTok is back "because of trump" I'm just gonna scroll blue sky and rednote.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

submitted 428 days ago • 136 comments

Jolly Ranchers are basically candy Zyn.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone got advice for shifting a social media addiction from one app to another? Asking for a me.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

*plugs in USB cable perfectly* "I should buy a lottery ticket"

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

We have whiteboards instead of chalkboards thanks to big ink. Truthfully, chalkboards were better than whiteboards. You can SEE how much chalk you have left and chalk was cheap. Ink is expensive and you never know when an expo is gonna go. Is there something I'm missing ?

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submitted 44 days ago • 102 comments

Unspeakable violence #deer 🦌

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Steals ur bugs #deer 🦌

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Critter #deer 🦌

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

Fuck cancer

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

If Jeb! doesn't win in November idk what I'll do with my life...

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think Goku would die of Mesothelioma if he inhaled asparagus?

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

really makes you think

submitted 187 days ago • 4 comments

rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny rabbit

submitted 187 days ago • 2 comments

Before CoD MW2, the word "Lobby" was spelled with only one "b" in it

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

I wanna see Elon Musk pull a Jason Russel and strip his clothes off while screaming at random passersby that the tesla truck isn't a failure.

submitted 418 days ago • 0 comments

Meow

submitted 421 days ago • 0 comments

After 10 or so years of being out of the closet as queer, it's finally occurred that I am "the queer family member." Lol

submitted 423 days ago • 1 comment

I don't want to be alive anymore, yet here I am. Fucking shit.

submitted 426 days ago • 0 comments

Minnesota residents need to have their eyes adjusted. A state seal in front of a solid background doesn't even really make a flag. It's just the state seal that flaps in the wind. The new Minnesota flag designs are genuinely making my panties wet and the actual residents there seem to hate it.

submitted 433 days ago • 1 comment

It's not every day a fuckin house explodes

submitted 444 days ago • 1 comment

What is yesterday but today's tomorrow?

submitted 447 days ago • 0 comments

Shizz crazy when you pause the TV because there's a 33/33/33/1 chance that: >you'll be able to resume what's paused >someone changes the channel >someone just straight up turns off the TV >someone shoves the remote up their ass

submitted 449 days ago • 0 comments