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I see the first chapter of the Tottenham Injury cinematic universe has dropped...

“New Bond villain will be a rogue Ukrainian born IRS tax auditor, picking on billionaires and UK domiciled Russian oligarchs who just want to unify Europe under one flag…”

Godspeed, Big U.

But don't you dare post cartoons which are highly accurate depictions of what a grifter he's always been...

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Lads, it's... #COYS

‘Cybertruck Man’ a cartoon in defiance of Musk #political #cartoonist #cybertruck #elon #musk #democracy #tiananmen

A very happy Larryversary to @number10cat.bsky.social . Looking forward to the next 14 years

Happy Half Price Chocolate Day everyone!

They hold hands while sleeping, carry their pups on their chests, and form rafts as they drift together on choppy waters. We love all the adorable ways sea otters rely on each other. 🦦 Like otters, love and community keep us afloat too. Share this post with the pawsome people who buoy your spirits!

Seeing all the ads telling me Civilization VII releases today only serves to remind me I still suck at Civ6.

Goto won? Goto won??? GOTO WON!!!

As Alferd Packer once said, when he's trapped for months in the wilderness, he eats five guys.

Tequila Se'lai!

2025 is off to such a good start we're already being asked if a man is entitled to the sweat of his brow...

Happy Sky Sports Transfer Deadline Purple Dildo In The Ear Day to those who celebrate

Remember the good old days where Transfer Deadline Day didn't amount to watching a couple of Sky journos sat in a studio refreshing their Twitter feeds for several hours?

Time for the first film roundup of 2025. Nice of Letterboxd to not remove Mantracks like they did with Line Goes Up...

On those long, dark January evenings, what better than an Ahoy video to warm the heart and ask an important question: "Who will survive and what will be left of them?"

Has anyone invented valium for cats? Several generations of Smith family cats my mother's traumatised during Six Nations matches would like to know...

Ten years ago today, we made our first visit to Arcadia Bay.

Year of the Snake? How fitting, since so much of the world is being run by a pit of particularly venomous vipers.

right winger identifying fascism

#SaveThePCC Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease. For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below; you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...

The moment it dawns on MAGA Louts what a 25% tariff on "Columbian" goods actually means...

Fifteen years ago today...you probably wouldn't have heard this, given it still takes 25-30 hours to get to the ending if you skip all the assignments and DLC.

Seriously, local foxes, leave that vixen alone. I'm sure at least one of my neighbours is casting aspersions about her virtue on the local WhatsApp.

So glad nobody at my school knew about Burns Night. Mainly because I can picture my playground being full of people asking if you know how Chinese people celebrate it...

Just once it would be nice if news coverage in this country didn't think that the best way to show viewers extreme weather is to have their reporters stand in said extreme weather, and instead let them sit indoors to say that there's three feet of snow or hurricane force winds outside.

Remember Funko Pops? They're back, in duck form!

I studied the Nazis at university, taught the history of Nazi Germany on two continents and wrote for major newspapers about Nazi Germany. I am internet famous for fact- checking chuds on the history, ideology and policy of Nazi Germany. That was a Nazi salute.

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

The next four years is just going to be a long series of people confidently telling you that you didn't just see what you just saw

Oh Elon, how many times has Donald told you? You do NOT do it in public!!

The marginal details of the David Lynch memorial at the Burbank Bob’s Big Boy are what make it.

No, Microsoft, I don't want your AI to summarise my emails. This sentence also works if you remove the last four words.

But remember, Paelladyce is the first manager in Premier League history to have a member of his first choice starting xi injured... #COYS

"Let's spend $110m on a film where a singer US audiences were apathetic to 25 years ago is portrayed by a CGI chimp, and give it a wide release in the US because of course it'll rake in money now." No idea how that could possibly be tanking at the box office. None at all...

beast games is just this scene from Succession turned into a game show

"What sort of music are you into?" "It's, uhhh...it's a little complicated."