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ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
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I’m very pleased to do a cover reveal for my upcoming joke book. It’s called A Poo On A Pogo Stick and it’s out on July 10th. Please share far and wide (and preorder) www.penguin.co.uk/books/473969...

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I call my cat Nature because she abhors the vacuum.

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The Sex Pistols predicted Ikea's dominance in this country in their 1976 hit Allen Key in the UK.

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My nan was in intensive care so I scattered hay on the ground and sawed the top half of the door off. She’s now in a stable condition.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

My nan was in intensive care so I scattered hay on the ground and sawed the top half of the door off. She’s now in a stable condition.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

From my joke book and from the news

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

From my joke book and from the news

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Stay on the scene Unlike a fax machine

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Americans who sound like Carabao Cup ties

submitted 142 days ago • 18 comments

I love my toaster, we've been together through thick and thin.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

An Easter-y one from A Poo On A Pogo Stick

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Love this time of year when the popes are in full bloom

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

@ofalafel.bsky.social thanks for a fun show in Maidenhead this afternoon. My kids loved it. Came home and did some art.

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Yoko Ono is best known for splitting up the Beatles but did you know that silk pyjamas were invented by her sister, Kim

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IT’S CURRENTLY ONLY £6 ON THE EVIL ONLINE EMPORIUM THAT SHARES A NAME WITH A RIVER AND A RAINFOREST

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I’m at Norden Farm in Maidenhead this Wednesday. Two shows at 11:30am and 2pm - only a handful of tickets left for each show - see you there! norden.farm/events/olaf-...

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Shot through the heart And you're to blame Blindfolded archery was a bad game.

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Maidenhead people (and Chesham, Tiverton, Exeter, Edinburgh - not Everton though) campsite.bio/ofalafel

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

All sports become crazy when you put a windmill right in the middle.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I tried for ages to stop people reserving sun loungers by the pool - in the end I threw in the towel.

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

I got Air Wick and John Wick mixed up and now my house is dead.

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

In Greece the movie Ratatouille is known as Mouse-ssaka

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Say what you like about Various Artists but they had some bloody good compilation albums

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A reminder to anyone who cares – I have a joke book coming out soon which you can preorder now and my Edinburgh family comedy show went on sale and a whopping 3% of tickets have sold already! All the links are here: campsite.bio/ofalafel

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I’m looking for another word for spice. Synonym? No, just spice in general.

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Human book illustrators/artists, I run an interview series on the Big Bearded Bookseller blog and had 14 people join in so far. Would you like to take part? If so go to the site and answer at least six of the questions and we can get you on ASAP www.bigbeardedbookseller.com/2022/12/31/q...

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I’m looking for another word for spice. Synonym? No, just spice in general.

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

Maidenhead people (and Chesham, Tiverton, Exeter, Edinburgh - not Everton though) campsite.bio/ofalafel

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Shot through the heart And you're to blame Blindfolded archery was a bad game.

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

One of the original Thunderbirds puppets has been seriously damaged in an arson attack. Police are holding a candlelit Virgil.

submitted 43 days ago • 6 comments

A baby axolotl is called an axolitl

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

My family friendly comedy show at the Edinburgh Fringe this year has just gone up on the website. It sold out completely last year and tickets are already selling fast (I’ve sold ten). Get yours now here: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Happy International Beaver Day!

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Happy International Beaver Day!

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I'll be the judge of whether or not getting an ultrasound to determine the contents of my Kinder egg is putting an unnecessary burden on an already stretched National Health Service.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Just got my dog chipped - a bit messy but my neighbour was doing a load of branches today and we thought we’d save on cremation fees.

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

My family friendly comedy show at the Edinburgh Fringe this year has just gone up on the website. It sold out completely last year and tickets are already selling fast (I’ve sold ten). Get yours now here: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Just got my dog chipped - a bit messy but my neighbour was doing a load of branches today and we thought we’d save on cremation fees.

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

Includes jokes like this one…

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

I hope they throw the booky wook at him

submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

It’s International Carrot Day!

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

I’m doing a FREE virtual school event on July 1st. Get your schools to sign up here. It will be an end of term treat for the teachers as much as the kids!!! www.tringbookfestival.co.uk/venues/virtu...

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Don't miss the last day of a wedding cake making course - it'll end in tiers.

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments