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artist. weirdo. queer. 33. sprite remix gay not context, just vibes. yapping into the void. she/her
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submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

touching grass is no longer enough, I need to see the wealthiest man in the world's empire of fraud reduced to ruin

submitted 18 hours ago • 25 comments

RIP Harriet the Spy. She played several other iconic roles but she will always be Harriet the Spy to me. #rip #michelletrachtenberg

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Ughhhhh I didn’t pull my Spice World DVD from the box we put in my parents’ basement 😭 next time I’m over there I’m digging through it to find it 😂 I also kept my Stick It! DVD because those 2 movies you can never stream.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Being a good bff by reminding mine that while we both love her Pisces older sister… we don’t need to invite her to everything we do for bdays cause she always makes it about her 😂😂😂 go out with your own friends!!!

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I mean, SMART to not answer phone calls from someone you thought was a disgruntled ex employee. I also would not answer. Unfortunately, his son of the same name got his phone so you are gonna have to answer these calls 😭😭😭😂😂😭

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Deciding if I’m gonna make this an HSM day or not.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

“Crying to Drake while googling sex stuff” was already funny but now it’s funnier 😂😂😂

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

They were always good at the music. Every musical I don’t care about watching again… I’ll still listen to the soundtrack. They just never grew their humor and could never edit the shows down past 3+ hours.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I am a loving step mom to my cat. I didn’t grow up with pets so all my full time interactions with a cat has come from knowing my cat. I rarely pick her up. I had to pick her up off of my chair today and it was an Adventure. Z said I picked her up fine, but we both know she probably sensed my fear 😂

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Every once in awhile I fall back I to a cringe past of mine aka back when I was a gleek 😂😂😂 and I just… melt into a puddle of cringe of my own making 😭😂😂

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If/when this sets a precedent, the US Govt is going to have A LOT of checks to write.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You acknowledged that I’m not the person you meant to CC. Then you CC’d the right person but DIDN’T remove me?! 😭😭😭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Striking how easily you can get millions of people to vote for a boot on their own face just by lying to them about the boot going on someone else's face.

submitted 1 day ago • 129 comments

Anyway, did you know that plane travel isn’t dangerous now because of the safety rollbacks, that has nothing to do with it, but more because you’re def gonna die from a plane crash anyway but maybe not a car crash? Again, nothing to do with safety rollbacks. - Trump voters

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If you both think the other person should understand where you’re coming from but neither of you will ever actually share your feelings… you understand where the issue is… right?! Like you get how you’re both being assholes because neither of you wants to actually talk it out. UGH

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Oh you paused the video? you don't want to watch it? how about if it was smaller and following you down the page?

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

The thing about being a millennial who grew up in the era of actually using fb statuses pre-twitter days… is I am reminded of the time I tried to kiss my (now) husband back when he was not feeling the idea of me as a romantic partner… because OF COURSE I posted about it 😂😂😂

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Had a teams call with the former owner’s assistant today about how I’m extra with my excel spreadsheets… she kept saying “no one did anything wrong” … girl. I know 😂😂😂 I wasn’t ever worried 😂😂😂

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Purging as many career government officials as possible and installing loyalists to take control of the military, intelligence apparatus, and federal law enforcement agencies is certainly what every other dictator who ended a democracy has done throughout all of history.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Went on for a ramble at Z about how my love for Christmas has kind of diminished over the years because I’m “older and more depressed” and I Stand By that statement. But now some of it is admittedly Very Cringe 😂😂😂

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Should not have discovered that I am capable of walking on my walking pad and scrolling TikTok cause I mean, maybe it’s not bad but it feels bad 😂😂😂😂

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Paid $13 for 18 eggs and $15 in tariffs to order clothes from where I always order overseas but crazy how these deportations didn’t lead to more American jobs and cheaper eggs. CRAZY RIGHT.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Anyway. The burn out is real. If only someone could have predicted this.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Realized I never posted the piece I drew for my friend’s daughter. I enjoy that I can post art here that is drawn for specifically someone but I’m waiting for them to post their things that inspired me on IG before I post my things. Secrets inspire art 😂😂😂

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I decided that after 31 years of friendship… I won’t make him pay me back $16 for the hot dog and drink I bought for him in August. I’ll just cancel that venmo request 😂😂😂😂

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

idc idc idc not that I don’t love going on dates with my husband, but my bestie dates with my bff are my fave 😂 She will always be tragically straight 😭 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Season 4 is my favorite season. Being back shows that can fumble through at least 1 bad season to a good 4th season. And then an ish 5th season and then a great 2 season spin off seasons (might be 3 great seasons idk the 3rd season comes out in April). Give seasons overarching plot lines again!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Autism is not a problem to solve.

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

Why am I watching an episode of SVU from SEASON ONE about ai and crypto wtffffff 35 years later and it’s not better 😭😭😭😭😭😭

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

omgggg my mil is giving my husband the good tea I need him to not immediately forget it so I can find out too!!! 😂😂😂

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Going through these photos of my friend’s new baby and I just 😍😍😍🥰😍 she is so beautiful

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a TikTok of a lady who buys herself a present every month she gets through her period. Genius. 12 (extra) presents a year for me?! Love it 😂😂😂

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Him: we should do an overarching statement Me: like what? Him: just an overarching statement. Me: like this? Him: no Me: ok what? Him: just an overarching statement. Me: …like this? Him: why are you being so difficult Me: why don’t you have any examples of your brilliant idea?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Not sure how many ways I’ve turned off notifications for reels on fb and yet I still get notifications daily about reels on fb.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Oh cute a “mashup” of the same story told in different perspectives 😂😂

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment