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Dating is a great way to realize that dying alone isn't the worst that could happen.

submitted 311 days ago • 32 comments

“Sugar. Water.”

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

THEY’RE GENDERING THE TARIFFS

submitted 17 hours ago • 41 comments

Beyond parody.

submitted 17 hours ago • 698 comments

America reelecting Trump.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Spice up your downward spiral by twerking to a kazoo.

submitted 18 hours ago • 7 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

Some of you I consider friends, some of you I consider criminally insane. There is some overlap.

submitted 2 days ago • 36 comments

spotted in the toronto star

submitted 22 hours ago • 207 comments

Canada's own Neil Young. Keep on rocking in the free world Neil. #handsoff #elbowsup

submitted 1 day ago • 482 comments

Ah yes, imagine.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

So dehydrated that my poop looks and tastes like astronaut ice cream.

submitted 1 day ago • 19 comments

I'm Hollywoods food eating choreographer

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

sound up

submitted 1 day ago • 352 comments

Maybe we should have all of us go against all the MAGAs in a quiz bowl like on Billy Madison. I choose Business Ethics.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

"I can function just fine on 3 hours of sleep", I say as I begin pouring vodka into the coffee maker instead of water.

submitted 252 days ago • 10 comments

Okay, who ordered 2025 off Temu?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

Band names. Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.

submitted 116 days ago • 22 comments

When you follow me vs 2 days later

submitted 706 days ago • 32 comments

I love making eggs on the weekend because i have so much time to wash the pans afterwards

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you use a glory hole in Hawaii, someone will put a Lei on your unit

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, yes, the glory days of Twitter. When middle-aged women traded nudes for Favstar trophies.

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

I kind of want to go

submitted 3 days ago • 1905 comments

It’s not box wine, it’s cardboardeaux.

submitted 69 days ago • 16 comments

I’ve told my step grandkids to call me “mimosa” instead of “granny” because I haven’t even had my midlife crisis yet.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The three stages of married sex: 1) Tri-weekly 2) Try weekly 3) Try weakly

submitted 65 days ago • 7 comments

HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”

submitted 680 days ago • 50 comments

ME: Oh gross, you expect me to eat this green food because it's St. Patrick's Day? WIFE: It's a salad

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadsticks in at the olive garden.

submitted 17 days ago • 21 comments

I slept eight hours straight and one hour gay and I feel fabulous.

submitted 24 days ago • 10 comments

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy. Third time’s the charm, I guess.

submitted 4 days ago • 1544 comments

Me: I think my favorite deadly sin is gluteny Them: you mean gluttony Me (going in raw on a warm baguette): I sure as fuck don't

submitted 89 days ago • 23 comments

He is a 10, but an American and has a 25% dick tariff.

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Shoutout to the elderly fella who winked and gave me finger guns as I walked in to get a mammogram

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

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This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

submitted 4 days ago • 5358 comments

🤣

submitted 4 days ago • 774 comments