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I'm the girl who resets all the traps and restocks the loot after adventurers have raided the dungeon. It's hard but honest work. Now to reset this last pitfall trap in front of the treasure chest, and... Shit. I've been working my way from the outside in, not inside out. Fuck. Goddamnit. Fuck.

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Tabletop RPG manual: "A CONDITION is an ongoing effect which alters how a character interacts with the world for its duration. Examples of common conditions include Blinded, Deafened, Poisoned, Dazed, Exhausted, Immobilised, Greasy, and Wet." Me: You have my attention.

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hunter reisen #commission

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please look forward to chapter 2 of soul of sovereignty on march 7. #soulsov

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Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

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monster hunter so soon wrow...

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TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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yay its reed and charlotte!!! and um someone else i dont know whos sona that is lol sowwy

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commission for reedrill

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#キャラデザ #イラスト

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Really glad that there was a popular anime magazine in Japan in the 70s-90s called "OUT" so that I can say that Char Aznable was on the cover of Out magazine and have that be a true statement

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I ate two pepperoni rolls today it was maybe the best thing ive eaten this entire year. My wv heritage is showing

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Sable at the car wash

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ms metroid and mr halo

submitted 96 days ago • 12 comments

i cant even figure out what to caption this shit man this sucks

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Yay lance :)

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When you got that chobani fruit on the bottom and you get to the fruit on the bottom

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If you need to know what my fucking problem has been lately, go read warhound and nexus alpha

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walkies in starlight WARHOUND fanart (by @yuriposting.bsky.social )

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Lance giving me the worlds worst tummy massage because he cant decide how to lay on me

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BLJ (boys' love jump) is a technique used by mario 64 speedrunners to get to gay bowser faster

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incredible that the entire unassailable might of the free and democratic united states is undone by the fact that Executive Order sounds very very important

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basically canon

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d&d

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Sad state of affairs these days 😔

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212 lbs~ very happy

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Important wzrd bsnss.

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its so fucking sad when the worst part of a frozen meal is the protein

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#FACTS

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New works boots yaaaay!! #yay

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Well ill be honest that went to the wrong account but you freaks can have it too

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i dont need new shoes or anything thankfully but i would look sooo cute working out in pink tennis shoes im just sayinggg

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