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bring us your poor, your tired, and your huddled masses so we can stuff them in an unmarked van and ship them to a slave labor camp in an undisclosed location

submitted 1 day ago • 341 comments

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

submitted 1 day ago • 226 comments

whenever somebody says "when i was a growing up i didn't know anybody who was autistic" they're telling the truth, because when they were kids autistic children were chained to a radiator in a state institution

submitted 23 hours ago • 8 comments

Detain him with plainclothes masked men, send him to a Louisiana jail and don’t tell his lawyers where he is or you’re not serious about stopping shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 565 comments

This is what the opposition did in the Hungary Parliament when they passed the Pride ban. May we have congresspeople with an ounce of the courage.

submitted 2 days ago • 256 comments

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unbiased, facts-based journalism in america requires the deliberate conflation of protests with vandalism and violence

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

sure the stock markets looking bad and everyones grandparents won’t get their social security check but at least the white house is posting based memes

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

i can’t believe all it took for tesla stock to recover a bit was to do a paid photo op with the president of the united states, have the government designate vandalism on teslas as terrorism, gift multiple politicians and police stations teslas for photo ops, and get corrupt government contracts

submitted 4 days ago • 286 comments

We've got our 2028 Dem nominee lined up

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

we must classify crypto as online gambling and then push for banning online gambling. two birds one stone

submitted 5 days ago • 80 comments

massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen

submitted 5 days ago • 15 comments

fam, @katmabu.bsky.social is going to be in Congress. www.katforillinois.com/issues/prote...

submitted 6 days ago • 165 comments

swinging wildly between “when this is his work, no wonder he thinks everyone should work 60 hours a week” and “how dare they judge us for needing our own stupid little drugs to do our own stupid little jobs”

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

9/11 😂

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

three more gotchas and they surrender, keep coming boys!

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger

submitted 8 days ago • 94 comments

for those who don't appear to grasp it, the reason chuck schumer refuses to believe that donald trump is an antisemite but is adamant that mahmoud khalid is an antisemite is because 'antisemite' is not a word meaning 'guy who hates and harms jews', it is a word meaning 'an arab or dirty arab-lover'

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

interesting

submitted 10 days ago • 455 comments

If you're disgusted by "the left", however you conceive it, you're a right winger. The center is a field for cowards to mill about in like cattle before being guided to the right on all serious issues. It always plays out like this. Recognize that.

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

i;m here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 15 days ago • 10 comments

Sometimes British people mention shit that I’m like “that’s fake as fuck” but no actually you Google it and it’s this fuckin thing and it’s named Mr. Blobby

submitted 48 days ago • 12 comments

roommate got a really good mug

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

(Telepathically to everyone in the world) quick while soft power is being dismantled do communism. They aren’t looking

submitted 31 days ago • 18 comments

if you've been mad at chuck schumer for less than 24 hours you probably owe leftists an apology for how you treated us while we spent several years Telling You So

submitted 16 days ago • 52 comments

Schumer and Fetterman are afraid that if the government shuts down ICE won’t be able to disappear the rest of the Columbia protesters.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats still posting like this either need to be put in a dementia ward and fed pudding for the rest of their lives or treated like the collaborators they are.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

About a year ago I made a post about how one day I would make someone on here so mad that I clit get them to drive to a place in real life to fight me. I would of course never even be planning to show up because I'm not a maniac. Mission accomplished, friends.

submitted 16 days ago • 75 comments

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

submitted 16 days ago • 103 comments

when will Nintendo add Zelda to Mario Kart... Zelda should get a chance to have some fun and race around on a kart she's been through so much

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You gotta drink the diarrhea folks.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

t h e r e a s o n m a n y e l e c t e d d e m o c r a t s a r e a c t i n g l i k e t h i s i s b e c a u s e t h e y l i k e w h a t i s h a p p e n i n g

submitted 18 days ago • 18 comments

"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.

submitted 19 days ago • 50 comments

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead

submitted 21 days ago • 20 comments

make fun of him all you want but this is actually a tactical stance that will allow him to easily defend himself from assailants

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments