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ogmanatee.bsky.social
you're on the internet talking to a sea cow. what did you expect?
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I will never not laugh when bad things happen to bad people. it is, always has been, and always will be one of the great small joys of life.

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

who wore it better?

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

You've got your websites for jerking off and your websites for hanging out with friends. It's imperative that you not mix these two up. Once you start jerking off on the hang out website you're asking for problems

submitted 559 days ago • 3 comments

every day im thankful i get to log on here and learn what highly paid programmers and defense contractors think social justice looks like

submitted 559 days ago • 6 comments

Omg, this is the person that was openly celebrating when Eden Knight was trafficked and driven to suicide by her transmisogynist family.

submitted 559 days ago • 1 comment

Here's all you need to know about "bluesky elders:" Anyone who self-identifies as one without pointing out how ridiculous and petty the concept is? Ain't someone you should be taking seriously.

submitted 559 days ago • 1 comment

just bc bluesky has a “let’s all be friends” vibe doesn’t mean u gotta be cool w everyone. it’s ok to just not like people. they don’t even have to do anything “bad” you can simply just. not like them. u don’t even need proof. don’t harass them tho. just ignore them. it’s easy tbh

submitted 559 days ago • 19 comments

phantom menace is the greatest star wars film

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watching y’all try to get these men to do an ounce of sincere self criticism as a truly admirable act but as someone who has tried and been failed by self described leftist men might i suggest a simple alternative

submitted 560 days ago • 4 comments

i feel like you guys are def going to be responsible for a suicide eventually based on the way you leap to excise people from communities based on sheer gullibility and reliance on whisper networks guided by whoever has the most clout at the time. evidence of crimes? not needed!

submitted 560 days ago • 7 comments

seeing the way the community rallied to expel creeps gives me hope. seeing there are vociferous defenders of creeps gives me endless despair.

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

in the south when someone says “fuck you” they mean “bless your heart”

submitted 559 days ago • 1 comment

Too many people are looking for cartoon-level obvious villains in their lives and ignoring the fact that must abusers are "nice" and "helpful" etc until they can start to control you and then it begins to change, and even then usually only privately while keeping up the public niceness

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

the five most basic lies: 1) I'll only put the tip in 2) I won't cum in your mouth 3) I'll still respect you in the morning 4) the check is in the mail 5) I'm only gonna buy in once

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

(slowly licking a booger off my fingertip) but they can't be a bad person, they were always nice to me

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins: 1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food 2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation 3. Asshole customer, chef revenge 4. World's Fair

submitted 560 days ago • 73 comments

there's only two kinds of grits: the worst shit you ever had or grits with butter.

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

No. #NeverRed #COYS

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

ok look I see now the clubbing baby seal party was a dmbad idea. I see that now. but... I have a new idea. this one's better I swear. this time we're gonna have a leopard party. it'll be great.

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

Okay so I've discovered someone who has somehow been beefing with a new target every day for years. Now in the interests of pretending to be objective, im going to do a long preachy thread: here's why it may still be all the victims' fault 🧵👇

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

Tits or ass? Bro the way she could intellectually and emotionally obliterate you

submitted 561 days ago • 1 comment

I would like to keep active the streak of avoiding That Shit please and thank you

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

i guess

submitted 560 days ago • 1 comment

I bet I’m the drunkest person emailing the superintendent of my kids school district right now telling him to do things that would get me suspended on Bluesky

submitted 560 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 601 days ago • 8 comments

the patron saint of r/edc

submitted 560 days ago • 5 comments

I am very interested to hear about my friend being a nazi. but not today. oh no no no sir. today is not the day for that.

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments