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"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
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hear me out.

submitted 14 hours ago • 7 comments

i will teach the wine moms the "suck it" gesture, free of charge

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

people are often scared of bumblebees but i’m only worried about tinderwasps and hingescorpions

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

not a fan of most stews but this one looks ok

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

I love how dirty it feels when you accidentally like your own post and quickly undo it, hoping no one saw it

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm here for giggles. The drama folks can keep their shit to themselves.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I avoid being an asshole by never interacting with any human.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

How is sighing not an Olympic sport yet?

submitted 14 hours ago • 16 comments

me and my Bluesky bubble

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Anonymity is the most powerful aphrodisiac

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Circle jerk of one, but it's just me masturbating in a hula hoop

submitted 14 hours ago • 12 comments

who cares if it’s butter as long as it makes a good substitute for love

submitted 15 hours ago • 8 comments

Plot twist: Apparently I'm a reply guy reply guy now

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

If Bluesky is dead, we are all ghosts and can rob banks and shit

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

i wonder if my bed thinks about me as much as i think about it

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

"Still punk" I whisper, as I tuck my long flappy breasts into the waistband of my acid washed jeans.

submitted 15 hours ago • 10 comments

American cheese is just cheese that only speaks English and owns 3.6 guns per household on average.

submitted 295 days ago • 9 comments

FaceID in iOS26 still fails when you cry, but now it suggests therapy.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

"Are you fucking kidding me?" ~ an autobiography

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

My headlamp for crossword puzzles in the dark stays on during sex.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

[getting lots of likes on a post where i self deprecate] well this is nice no wait that's too many everyone stop

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

jellyfish aren’t either of those things

submitted 19 hours ago • 14 comments

I find that the best time of day to nap is yes.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I wish I loved anything as much as social media posters love spreading clearly fake videos that can be debunked with a mere few seconds of due diligence.

submitted 16 hours ago • 6 comments

Burritopartner: Hot Burrito Summer is not a thing. Burrito: it is so! take a look at this bluesky account. They seem to think so and they have over 3k followers BP: that's your account. BZ: yes... BP: Charlie xcx you are not.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I will always salute the REAL American flag

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

you think naps are stupid? BLOCKED!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I forgot to take a nap this afternoon, and now it's nighttime and I have to do it in bed like normal people. So disappointing.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I tend to get violent when people say “that was a piece of cake”. Mostly bc I can’t stand when people trivialize things. Also, bc the lack of cake

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Getting lost as an Olympic sport.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

When you buy bananas, you’re basically just paying for the shipping. When you buy me a drink, you’re basically just paying for your next bad decision.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

changing my handle to Lily so you'll block me

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Sitting on my deck drinking wine hoping ET’s grandkids come abduct me about now.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Mrs Schrödinger: The litter box needs to be cleaned out? Schrödinger: Are you sure?

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Establish dominance by farting freely.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

I must say, I haven’t been exposed to nearly as many potions as my childhood lead me to believe I would be

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

refusing to unblock mark cuban to see whatever squirrelwitted dumbfuckery has everyone in a lather today because i only hate myself a regular amount

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

First week working at the bicycle factory and they've already made me the spokes person.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob

submitted 22 hours ago • 48 comments

you dare joke…on bluesky???

submitted 19 hours ago • 11 comments

is it punching down to make bible thumper jokes? bear in mind that i think those people are beneath me.

submitted 18 hours ago • 8 comments

sorry that instead of reading the psalm you chose for your wedding i recited the lyrics from love is a battlefield

submitted 18 hours ago • 9 comments

i’m sorry about all my skeets my brain is overflowing like a toilet and none of you will plunge me

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

maybe he was born with it, maybe someone drove over his face...

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I once killed a bee with Aqua Net. It was the 80s, and I'm sorry, environment, for both of those things 🐝👩‍🎤

submitted 18 hours ago • 12 comments

submitted 199 days ago • 1 comment

Look here asshole, Bluesky is a fucking echo chamber so you need to agree with me and get with the echoing!

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

no no, Echo Chamber was my father’s name. please, call me Allowed To Have Boundaries chamber

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments