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I see someone has written SJW and my brain immediately reads that as Sarah Jessica Parker because my brain is fried my friends

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Just read this to the cat:

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submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

We are made of startled-stuff

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Yes, the Red Sox salary-dumped a home-grown star for an underwhelming return. But the thing is, he didn't want to DH and refused to play first. If they ever had a home-grown star who played every position he was asked to, there's no way they'd salary-dump *that* guy for an underwhelming return.

submitted 13 hours ago • 24 comments

muppetized works of art: thread

submitted 14 hours ago • 12 comments

life is too short not to laugh every day.

submitted 14 hours ago • 10 comments

one time my dad threw his jacket onto the bench and it landed in the shape of a dog

submitted 16 hours ago • 24 comments

it’s cool that some of you can be in politics 24/7 but i cannot. i’m medicated and i still can’t handle it. if you don’t like that i post silly threads while this is happening pls just unfollow. i don’t try to dictate what you post and i wont apologize for taking care of myself.

submitted 17 hours ago • 82 comments

traffic would be so much more enjoyable if every car had a dog hanging it's head out the rear window.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

If my body is a bedroom, my tits are the drapes

submitted 15 hours ago • 10 comments

Father’s Day was QUIET. Perfectly and utterly quiet. Is this what heaven is like?

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

“What are your goals?” A spiritual bond with a raccoon and a tactical alliance with a crow.

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

god: it's called a snapping turtle angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna - snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

submitted 20 hours ago • 6 comments

There are a lot of terrible people in the world, but not returning a borrowed book is a special kind of evil.

submitted 14 hours ago • 20 comments

Have I mentioned recently that I hate people?

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

Opinion: The Root Causes Of All The World’s Problems Are The Things That Annoy Me, Personally

submitted 17 hours ago • 15 comments

It is really really sinking in for me the degree to which LLMs are the ultimate expression of right wing anti-intellectualism. Its proponents are literally mocking the idea that anyone would ever want to learn anything, know anything, develop any actual skill, or have a thought of their own.

submitted 22 hours ago • 101 comments

JJ Spaun went to San Dimas High School

submitted 14 hours ago • 18 comments

The Boston Red Sox have been the best thing to happen to the Dodgers-Giants rivalry in years.

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

Back in my day, the only people who said stuff like “back in my day” were old people. I sure am glad that’s changed.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

I joke around a lot but I want you to know that I’m deadly serious when it comes to shitposting

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

The cashier said “Happy Father’s Day” and I replied “You too”, then she handed me my bag.

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

Scientists say crows are as smart as 5-year-olds. Meanwhile, my dog just barked at his own fart and hid under the bed.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Before you start just know that I am a terrible communicator.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Cuz I got one hand in my pocket And the other has become untethered from my conscious control

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

No one prepares you for how fucking weird being alive is.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

i think it's great we have a day for guys that didn't pull out

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

A very special “Fathers” Day for all the single moms out there who have to play both roles every…single…day. 🙏🏼 🫂

submitted 16 hours ago • 5 comments

me: did you put my pain ointment in the carry-on my bf: yes [later, @ airport] *bf arrested for packing heet™️*

submitted 23 hours ago • 3 comments

- What do we have here? - Multiple homicide. - This lady lying in the middle of the floor is alive! - Yeah, that's my girlfriend. She loves to play the victim.

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

they really dropped the ball, Real ID would be way more popular if they called it a multipass

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

So honored to be the valedictorian of my anger management class.

submitted 161 days ago • 173 comments

imagine hating me while I’m just over here scrolling and falling in love with all of your pets

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Why aren't sand dollars called current-sea?

submitted 16 hours ago • 10 comments

but… isn’t the point of drinking coffee to sit there and read a book while you do? the decline of reading for fun is maybe the single most depressing thing about the technological era we’re living through

submitted 19 hours ago • 120 comments

The Tugboat is like The Love Boat, but it’s the porn version.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Me: Happy Father’s Day (handing him a cup of coffee) Him:

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

I’m not trying to brag, but the guy doing my oil change just said my oil filter looks incredibly good and clean. 💅

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

Please feel free to use the following in response to inane replies and comments: "Thank you for replying to this post. Regrettably, at this time, we cannot read every reply. We are certain your reply was thoughtful and incisive, and wish you the best of luck in future replies."

submitted 20 hours ago • 10 comments

we should extend weekends to three days to accommodate the pre-workday existential dread that eats into our sundays. call it workers' rights

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

I accidentally shut my thumb in the screen door but at least it's not my scrolling thumb

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

tainted love is a great song nice to see someone sticking up for the love of taint

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Much like Usain Bolt, I too have finished in under 10 seconds

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

*sees son sticking a plastic fork into a socket ME: Now that's not the way to conduct yourself! *I'm surrounded by dads who high five me forever

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

Corn doesn't count as a carb because it comes out whole. Follow me for more diet tips…

submitted 23 hours ago • 8 comments

i love this hat because i like to think the message is intended as a threat

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

My dad's outgoing vm message warns telemarketers that he's on Do Not Call and he'll be reporting violators to authorities

submitted 23 hours ago • 10 comments

I bought you some loaf-ers for father’s day

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments