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AGEISM

submitted 15 hours ago • 519 comments

@regretagarbo.rip and @notalizard.bsky.social sitting in a tree. F-I-S-T-F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G 😘

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

Suzie has discovered that where there is fountain, there are geese, and where there are geese, there is goose poop, and goose poop is just little snacks you find in the grass

submitted 526 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to be loved

submitted 495 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Oh good, I was hoping to lose access to meds so I can go back to wanting to kill myself every day

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

They did the best flavors while I had a family emergency on the opposite coast, which should be illegal

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Here is the pre-RFK vaccination schedule for your kids. Please download it before he is confirmed and changes/deletes it. Give it to your pediatrician and say this is the schedule you want your kids on. Making this my pinned post.

submitted 21 days ago • 95 comments

I just high fived some dude on 47th saying "AND A VERY GO BIRDS TO YOU"

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When we left the hospital after the 1st quarter, we go birds'ed the nurses (to a chorus of go birds responses) and said the super bowl doesn't stop even though you're in the hospital to which one responded "it don't stop for no one"

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

in 2018 philadelphia needed an eagles victory. in 2025 the NATION needs an eagles victory

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

kc coaches absolutely fuming. looking at the play cards like 'how could this HAPPEN'

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

FLY EAGLES FLY

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"The Chiefs finding themselves in a monstrous hole." Good god

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"First completion for Kelce" He was doing no nut superbowl

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

"Patrick Mahomes under pressure.. hasn't done much." We love to see it

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Tom brady looks like a bald stick somebody whittled

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Go birds

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

Rabid cat confirmed in Hopewell VA, if you live in the Richmond area please make sure your pets' rabies vaccines are up to date, even if they don't go outside--an indoor cat can very quickly become an outdoor cat by sneaking past you when the door opens

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This is my top 2 favorite movies

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My niece, who hates me, but somehow let me take this picture of her in the rice cooker sarcophagus I gave her.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

original video reposted to twitter: fixvx.com/Serene_Necro...

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT. @distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting. Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...

submitted 74 days ago • 129 comments

the floor my beloved. love to drink 4 margaritas and lie on the family patchwork quilt on the floor

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Bettas are so good. I love Kevin

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments