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I'm here for a good time, not a long time baby!!! 😏 [has horrible time, alienates friends + family, dies at age 33]

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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

submitted 6 days ago • 26 comments

AI art will never be worthwhile because computers can’t have depression & substance abuse issues

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

The same way those ugly toe shoes look, they should separate out the penis and balls in superhero movie bulges. Spider-Man should have a free swinging tube when he zips around and tumbles. When he does his rolls on the sidewalk and his spins etc, it should flap all over. #money #largeprofit

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

Jim Nantz presents the audience with an LSAT logic question

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

How much do you think it costs to make a pair of Nike shoes in Asia? Before you open this thread, take a guess. Settle on a number and then compare it to what you'll learn in this thread. 🧵

submitted 9 days ago • 228 comments

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

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Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

submitted 14 days ago • 210 comments

We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.

submitted 15 days ago • 38 comments

#EveryOneHasThatOnePoop thats been stuck on the inside of their ass for weeks and has dried out and looks like a dreadlock

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you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead

submitted 16 days ago • 203 comments

Trump Calmly Reminds Nation That Desire The Root Of All Suffering theonion.com/trump-c...

submitted 17 days ago • 73 comments

big day for people who sell bright red arrows that point down into eternity

submitted 17 days ago • 17 comments

this is why theyre intentionally destroying the economy

submitted 53 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 19 days ago • 299 comments

College Campus Tour Ends Inside Unmarked ICE Vehicle

submitted 19 days ago • 61 comments

How it started // how it's going

submitted 19 days ago • 1068 comments

Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.

submitted 396 days ago • 5 comments

Attorney General Pam Bondi says Justice Department is seeking a 20 year prison sentence for 24 year old Colorado man accused of vandalizing a Tesla dealership

submitted 20 days ago • 1691 comments

Such a distillation of the con: guess who got Musk's $1 million check yesterday? The head of the Wisconsin College Republicans. meidasnews.com/news/republi...

submitted 20 days ago • 315 comments

every single news story makes me want to cut my own head off and stick it in the microwave

submitted 21 days ago • 18 comments

Can't say what I want to happen to them 👍

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

if i had a billion dollars i would probably be on an island youve never heard of eating lobster and drinking mojitos instead of crying on cable news about people hating my guts

submitted 23 days ago • 45 comments

[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. [friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

submitted 25 days ago • 66 comments

this guy who just called my cybertruck stupid is lucky the doors won't open until i finish installing the new fart sounds update

submitted 84 days ago • 16 comments

ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

submitted 26 days ago • 330 comments

It’s very discouraging to watch our country slowly re-learn the lessons that led to the end of segregation, among them that people who think they’re racially superior are nearly universally incompetent fools unable to face up to their own deficiencies and putting them in charge is suicide

submitted 26 days ago • 37 comments

lmao

submitted 28 days ago • 106 comments

this guy is no different from an alien to me

submitted 29 days ago • 589 comments

Conjuring up the idea that we're at war also helps form a narrative explaining the hardships he creates for his supporters. The regime says, yes, everything's more expensive, and life is hard, but we are at war with your enemies, defending your future and your dignity, and that fight is costly.

submitted 29 days ago • 19 comments

TRUMP, 2028: The Obama Tarrifs have been a DISASTER for the economy, made even Worse by Sleepy Joe's Very Costly and frankly VERY racist mass detentions of our Courageous immigrants! NEW YORK TIMES: President Trump Promises a Return to Normalcy in Third Term. Here's Why You Should Believe Him

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

Spreading payments on my $26 burrito over 24 months at 15% interest

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments