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They call me The Broccoli Bitch

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JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia

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Having an identity crisis because I’m not a pedophile but I also don’t have anything in common with Kendrick Lamar.

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2025 Books: #1

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You should lose a bunch of rights if you own one of these.

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I knew AI was just gonna get everyone hooked on percs again, I swear to God, I said it.

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Trump’s executive orders don’t stand up to casual exegesis from even me, a slobbering imbecile who is drunk and on drugs.

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How rich do I have to get to sleep with a brand new pillow every night for the rest of my life?

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New York’s the greatest if you can get someone to pay the rent

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Day Beers get a lot of attention, but we don’t talk enough about Night Beers. So much more than simply beers you drink at night. It is never a question of how many beers you will drink, but rather how many Night Beers you will welcome into the sacred zone.

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I helped design a CES demo space for my company, and as an Insider, let me tell you: Technology is here to stay.

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Whether or not it’s true, if I tell a lot of people that the guy from die antwoord is a pedophile, it doesn’t really matter.

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Feels great to be home, puking in my own bed, choking myself in my own closet.

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“What I was going to say, before I started crying, was about the green beans.” Happy Christmas everyone.

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Just heard what Heathcliff said about Puerto Rico. Reprehensible.

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Every triathlete is bisexual.

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