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ohs.bsky.social
20s, she/her, usually posts about rabbits and learning mandarin chinese. mi ken toki pona kin. o ni tawa mi.
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one day they'll be gone and we'll still be here

alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar

i just found out overwatch is on multiple "best games of all time" lists and i might actually cry

hatsune miku: mustard on the pipo

Rich wine snob friend: I think i'll break out the Caymus Cab Sav tonight - you're gonna like this. Friend who only knows Josh wine because of the meme: Oh wow... I only know Josh Me (also only knows Josh but i got to try some the last time we hung out): This shit makes Josh taste like baby food.

Imagine the amount of unrealized shareholder value that exists because there’s no such thing as Chipotle Web Services

i'm so glad the word whom is falling out of use. awful pretentious word

HAHAHA GET FUCKED CUOMO

they should invent a clock that tells you the time

open the lights

mathematicians get paid millions of dollars to tell you stuff like "almost every number has a 1 in it" i don't trust any of it

nobody has ever agreed with me that u.s. customary units are fine and usable and that's how i know it's a good opinion

i think this is actually why i don't really talk in large servers anymore. i don't want to be pinged for replies for a vast amount of reasons but there's no easy way to enforce that or even let people know, at least until discord adds a client-side toggle for it

A muppet cannot have an emotion, it can only have had an emotion. That’s because they’re made of felt.

(sees a basalt stele with writing on it) this is so hammurabi coded

okay what the fuck is with original xbox live and making everyone have the same exact voice no matter how different you sounded what god awfulness is going on with the codec used

when i'm in a "sucking the fun out of jokes extremely quickly" contest and my opponent is a rugpull shitcoin

i keep picking up uk spellings of things but i will NEVER spell it tyre.

visualization

list of songs with that particular bass in it

im bad at planning

like this post to grab my ears

this shit is so ass

起夜 - to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet

it's going to be a while before i play chapter 4 and i don't actually care that much about being spoiled so i unmuted the words and accounts (really only one account i was worried was going to post their stream of it)

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

just found out about 蹦极 and i adore the semantic matching there

sent this inscrutible tiktok to the group chat and its given us all psychosis