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I forgot to mention that I’m using letterboxd again because I’m trying to watch more movies so feel free to add me under the same username for such insightful reviews as these

Anyway here are the pots I made in the last two weeks of pottery class, there are some cups & some bowls that are probably going to end up with feet again because my teacher loved the last ones so much

*nervous laugh* #pottersofbluesky

But Gaul should join us as a province. Those tribes hate each other even more than they hate us. Can you believe it. But they'll be paying tribute and we'll see. Maybe they won't hate us much longer. Vercingetorix is someone who has been very nasty to our country

we tried this before it ends with bears moving in

This is me but in reverse, when I can start closing the windows & wearing long sleeves I feel the madness that befalls me during summer start to seep away

if you were ever a fan of the comic Pictures for Sad Children & wondered what happened to the artist, these days she's out as a trans woman and has been struggling with poverty & access to medical care but still making art, & could use some help with stable housing www.gofundme.com/f/help-simon...

Trans people have long warned that most of the victims of anti-trans laws and policies would be cis women and girls who don't have the "right look."

As someone who has been on several kinds of budesonide for years (asthma & then Crohn’s while they got me approved for injections)…good luck with that, I guess? It doesn’t suck as much as prednisone but it’s still worse than just…getting vaccinated in the first place??

People stop recording on your phone in symphony concerts challenge jfc

I went to the dentist for a check up/clean this morning, & nothing was wrong with my teeth but I did have to stop him halfway to smush my jaw around because it did NOT like being open, cool that the left side of my face is just cronching away & every doctor’s just like “eh it’s fine”

They literally redid the studies! No one could replicate old mate’s results because HE MADE UP HALF THE SHIT, why are we still doing this, jfc

God bless the poor man from NRMA who just had to ask my dad if we had a jetty on our inner city terrace, I mean it might be useful sometimes when it’s flooding here but…

That one’s on a Cybertruck too, like…I’m sorry, he was VERY crazy then, it’s not like you have the very very slight plausible deniability of a first release Tesla or something

I went on a date with a guy who worked at Strava and I asked, “were you there when soldiers were tracking their jogs around military bases and revealing their locations to foreign governments? That was hella funny.” “It wasn’t funny to me,” he said, which made me think it was even funnier.

imagine for one second that almost any other demographic of person other than young Australian male was responsible for the vast majority of cases of allegedly planning terrorist attacks. Do you think we'd be hearing about it a bit more?

Some roofers working in the street just came round & offered to have a look at our roof, so I let them, & their verdict was “yup, that’s really bad, it needs fixing”, like no fucking shit Sherlock, I live here & have nightmares about it falling in every time it rains, I’m very fucking aware of that

Just got doinked by Duolingo not because the answer I chose was technically incorrect, it was just that I said you could bring your dog to the lake, & they wanted “you can bring your swimsuit”, like sorry, if that’s my choice I’m bringing the dog

Crafting items to give to my friends, who are a pudding dog, a little girl who is definitely not a cat & several weird bunnies, all of whom should NOT be eating the things I’m giving them, I’m cooked

Hey when will any of these bands fucken…come do this in Australia, I can’t afford to go anywhere & I certainly wouldn’t go near America right now even if I could

I love to have the Executive Director at Creative Australia job come up on Seek as a job result for me, like…not even if I was qualified & you hugely overpaid me mate, that place is a nightmare right now

Sometimes I worry that my shit is not in any way together, & then I see tiktoks like “did you guys know some medication is ILLEGAL in JAPAN”…like yeah, the 1st thing I look into when I start considering going somewhere is “what do I need to do to bring my meds into the country”, isn’t that standard

take me down to the feral hog city where them bad boys number bout 30 to 50

Oh THAT’S what I’ve been doing wrong, I need to find a clay deposit & start making bricks!

I reverse engineered a recipe I saw someone making on tiktok bc it turned out she wanted to charge me $10 for a Substrack subscription to get the exact proportions, & you know what…I think mine look worse than hers but probably taste better

Me: if only there were something that could emulsify all my pasta ingredients together!! The humble stick of butter:

Honestly my biggest devastation with not being able to go to America for the foreseeable is when will I get to have Chex Mix again, it’s not one of the snacks they sell at weird convenience stores & it costs SO MUCH to ship it here, like we sell a version of the cereal so idk why we can’t make it

Everyone can stop worrying about my mental health, I’m going back to pottery classes tomorrow & I will heal my agonies by making a huge mess making a collection of small bowls (I’m aiming for an actual mug this time but we’ll see)

Every year when I watch this with my dad I have to explain a new part of the queer community to him, like “what is a pup mask” & “what do you mean by a fursuit”

“It’s all very loud & proud, & asexuality is more like ‘where can I charge my phone’” Luka Muller you’ve really tapped into why I don’t usually go to Mardi Gras stuff, bless you

Not the person with the “Miku says queer rights” sign at Mardi Gras, what a time

simply essential reading. drop everything and give it your time, for which it will repay you at least double.

we have had evil and terrible people running things before but they have generally had some sort of idea for what they think the government should do, some vision by which it should operate these people have nothing except a desire to break it and hurt the people who work for it