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This is now the most embarrassing thing JD has done on a couch

A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

That Martin Scorsese is a pretty good director, huh.

Yeah I’m not getting on a plane for a long time.

Huge congratulations to our friends @obsidianent.bsky.social for launching Avowed today! 🎮 💖

Regardless of how you rank this half time performance amongst all others, there is nothing funnier than a performance of Not Like Us on the biggest night of television. Brother looked right down the lens of the camera and said “Say, Drake…”

Challengers wins Best Score 🎼 #CriticsChoiceAwards boxd.it/zld0

Most of our politicians are happily sitting in the audience of the play they’re supposed to be starring in while everyone around them is wondering why the curtains are still closed

If you can get there safely, get there. Make some noise and shut this down.

I cannot wait for Hakari to be animated, and if it isn’t accompanied by Tuca Donka I’ll riot.

Theres no way the first commercial airline crash in the states since 2009 isn’t tied to the new administration intrinsically.

If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.

Netflix had two banger films come out (unfortunately) only on their streaming platform in Hit Man & Rebel Ridge. To have Emilia Pérez be the one to get recognition from the academy is a joke.

a big HOOT GROWL to all 20,000 of you who joined us for last night’s “dimension 20: gauntlet at the garden.” the last week has been nothing short of surreal. see you tonight for dropout improv at the MGM music hall in boston!

Hoot Growl

Dune 2 not having any acting noms is insane.

Paddington 3 can’t come any sooner.

Respectfully (and I genuinely mean this), I’ve never heard a single regular person ask for “bipartisanship.” That’s inside nonsense. They want things to work. If the other party refuses to work for people, be the ones who will. Fight for people. Make it plain who isn’t, and who THEY’RE for.

ain't that a mood

It is really weird if you care about random strangers’ genitals, even weirder if you’re holding public office. Even weirder still if you’ve been found liable for sexual assault.

He was just being exuberant!

I’m glad this election was won over people misunderstanding why eggs cost a little more.

You’re going to hear from people that Elon Musk did the Roman salute here and that’s true, he’s done it before. But that’s NOT exculpatory. The Roman salute was adopted by Mussolini and Italian fascists. It was then adopted by Hitler and the Nazis.

democrats gave an unimaginable w to trump by pulling this insanely incompetent and unpopular decision. can’t believe that trump who wanted ban tiktok initially is now getting the most expensive free ad by being credited as its savior to 170million americans. master class.

TikTok isn't just silly dances and cat videos btw. It's also some of the funniest collaborations humans have done with one building upon another on a silly meme and then getting infinitely more ridiculous as time goes on

Imagine

We lost David Lynch on the 16th of January, and it’s just a genuine loss. We lost an artist on this date, and there’s no one who has since matched his ability.

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not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff

David Lynch is responsible for my favorite piece of television period, Twin Peaks S3 08. A surreal short film that stands entirely on its own. I'll never ever forget how shaken I was, it was as if a magic wind blew through the folds in my brain. I felt sick. It was awesome.

RIP David Lynch.

I just found out the original title for And Then There Were None, holy shit thank got they localized it for the states.

Shout! Studios acquires worldwide rights (excluding select Asian territories) to the Golden Princess movie library - "a treasure trove of 156 Hong Kong cinema classics that’s been MIA from Western markets for decades." This includes John Woo films like Hard Boiled, The Killer & more. LINK

I froze for Jimmy.

Squid Game season 2 is good, I don’t care that nobody is talking about it. It rocks so far.

Never in a million years would I have expected a Sonic movie to be in my top ten of a year so far. Just keep making them high quality feature length anime basically and I’m sold. Also needs more Shadow.

boxd.it/t8D5M Currently my ranked list of films from 2024