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🏳️‍🌈 Gaming (RPGs, Adventure, WoW guild leader), Alias, Fringe, The X-Files, Power Rangers. I’m awkward and nerdy - treat everyone with kindness. Also, an absolute king of dad jokes. Let’s be friends! Rambaldi is life - through him we can live forever. <o>
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Happy Birthday to Special Agent Dana Katherine Scully MD! 🎂

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Why yes I did buy another Lost Galaxy Pink just to put a an Etsy Karone head on it. Still so sad that the Power Rangers Lightning Collection line (and PR in general) is dead. Damn you, Hasbro.

submitted 56 minutes ago • 1 comment

I cannot understand why Alarmo is $100 lol

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

It absolutely kills me that pop culture always presents dangerous fascists as urbane and eloquent, but the ones we get are string-out tweakers who haven’t completed a coherent sentence in years

submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

I don’t feel very well. I hope I’m just tired.

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desperately need it to be 4:30

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Mood:

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Today is a day for king cake cheesecake.

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Castlevania Requiem: Symphony of the Night & Rondo of Blood (PS4) $3.99 via PSN. https://ow.ly/NOmC50PY6f9

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

It’s just feathers in his cap!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever Mario uses the Blue Shell power-up in New Super Mario Bros., his body retreats into the shell. To accomplish this, his model is deformed severely. Below is a look at Mario's state within the shell.

submitted 4 days ago • 64 comments

I know no one will get this really, but I really wish we got a Lightning Collection Lost Galaxy Pink with a Karone head. Because I need to find one for a long overdue project, PLUS I'd just buy another Kendrix and pop Karone's head on it just for accuracy.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I wish Streetpass would return with Switch 2.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I just spent $70 on cheesecake for tomorrow. I'm getting reimbursed, partially, but still. SEVENTY DOLLARS.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

One week until Undermine(d) and like 15 years since we’ve gotten the first substantial bit of goblin lore in World of Warcraft. (e.g. Cataclysm)

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 7 days ago • 67 comments

This feels so relevant right now.

submitted 7 days ago • 172 comments

for my next spell i cast shatter transphobes' spines

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

"This was a trap for Mulder because he helped put you away. Well I came here to tell you, that if he dies because of what you’ve done, four days from now nobody will stop me from being the one that’ll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!"

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Frozen thin mints are the GOAT just saying

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Bristow is the only dog I’ve had who I can hear snoring and it’s the dumbest cute thing.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Friday? I think?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I like how the first three pokemon movies are like "what does it mean to live?" "An unfiltered desire to possess will destroy the world" "Even in the face of grief you must face reality" and then "What if there was an evil pokeball and it make pokemon evil would that be fucked up or what"

submitted 10 days ago • 15 comments

feeling like a big failure right now but for an actual reason this time

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Gillian Anderson & David Duchovny

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submitted 13 days ago • 67 comments

I'm in a bad place right now, mentally and physically (America)

submitted 13 days ago • 23 comments

Oh, the task that’s been stressing me out for two weeks? I did it, it took like 3 minutes I will learn nothing from this experience

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

no law, just vibes, and the vibes suck

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Excited for my boy Ricther. #castlevania

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

MONICA NO I don’t like this X-Files development

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Metroid Prime Art book? You bet your sweet ass I preordered this.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

i do not want to go to work in the morning

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

when you deposit a pokemon into the pc never to use it again

submitted 15 days ago • 20 comments

I know people don’t love Metroid Prime 3 but I really vibe with its attempt to do something different and love replaying it.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing says 'I’m a functional adult' like eating cereal for dinner because cooking is just *too much*

submitted 17 days ago • 98 comments

people say “just stop doomscrolling” like we’re not literally live-streaming the series finale of american democracy

submitted 17 days ago • 101 comments

"Final Fantasy was better when it wasn't political" - guy with an avatar of a character from a game whose entire plot is about overthrowing a corrupt megacorporation that's poisoning the planet for profit and/or a corrupt religion/empire run by nihilistic deathseekers

submitted 17 days ago • 51 comments

I can’t make bad decisions in games. I just can’t do it. The worst thing I have ever done in a game was punch the reporter in Mass Effect- and honestly her Fox News-ass deserved it.

submitted 17 days ago • 20 comments

I know it was only a day or two but did the internet figure out how to be less awful while I was away

submitted 17 days ago • 11 comments

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

submitted 17 days ago • 155 comments

Anyone else Google a word before you use it in a post or an email to make sure you are using it correctly? I do that a lot I feel like an imposter.

submitted 17 days ago • 158 comments