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Just a geriatric millennial looking for a safe space to tell these jokes and show off his family. Don’t take me serious, I’m here for a good time not a long time.
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Making scrambled eggs shouldn’t feel like I’m dipping into my 401k…

Feeling like you’re on the verge of a mental breakdown<<<<

Skeeting while high<<<<< My bad yall. lol

Yo, @beigewunder.bsky.social this you or one of your cousins? 👀🌚

So glad k made soup last night. Perfect for this weather.

Finally started to snow.

Punk ass Donald Trump

I really don’t wanna do fasted cardio this morning.

We are all fighting silent battles. But those battles don’t have to be fought alone. Leave the things you can’t control with God and do your best with the things you can. Know that you’re worthy and you are loved. Happy Tuesday. I love you.

I hope this novel I’m writing isn’t all for naught.

A titty in my face would be nice 😮‍💨

Like God gives you this best friend that you have to share everything with. Then you grow so close that you can’t imagine life without them. All of a sudden they’re gone and you just have to go on living…

No one ever tells you how painful it can be losing a sibling. Especially, when it was only two of you to begin with.

I truly have been missing my brother a lot lately.

Helping my oldest with his homework takes years off my life because this boy know he wears my patience thin.

Busy af. 😩😩😩

Everybody always wanna call or hit you up when you’re practicing “self care.”

Question for the skyline. How many times do you wear a hoodie before you decide it needs to be washed?

HONOLULU (AP) — Hawaii Supreme Court rules against insurance companies in Maui wildfire, allowing $4B settlement to move forward.

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

A direct deposit when all my bills are already paid.

I’ve played basketball with Magic Johnson before.

Portuguese

How they treat people in the service industry.

This beard.

I have a three year old today. Happy birthday, Big Zay! Words can’t describe how much we love you!

Jalen Hurts tonight

Now Kermit gotta go home to swim fast Miss Piggy and act like he happy to be home.

Mahomes after Kelce tells him he’s retiring after taking this L:

Did y’all take tomorrow off?