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Laughter enthusiast. Intelligence appreciator. Surprised to be anywhere. Won best looking Snowman in Boston once.
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Let everything wait till Monday. It will suck then too. You will do it anyway to get to Friday. Eternal cycle .

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Abysmal Kevin Hart special interrupted by sporadic basketball: defector.com/abysmal-kevi...

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New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evi...

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Baseball this time of year everyone’s a World Series winner except the White Sox and their 5 fans

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Alex Bregman signs with Red Sox. Spring is here.

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Humanitarian Organizations Arrive In Philadelphia To Feed City’s Hungover Residents — theonion.com/humanitarian...

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All the squirrels aren’t in the trees. Nothing like a tragic event to make them start gathering nuts

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#NeverForget

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Strange thing about conspiracy theories is most involve multiple people. Humans are bad at keeping secrets for an hour much less years and years

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The joy of the Eagles/Chiefs Super Bowl is watching a few people lose their minds over Taylor Swift on tv for a cumulative minute

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The Eagles to the Super Bowl no one not in Philly wanted this

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A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

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Notre Dame has come to play. This game a perfect distraction for an interesting day

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Everyone loves you till you lose. Goff is good not legendary. A bad day at work is amplified when millions of people watch it unfold on you

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The Lions sleep tonight. Go,Bills!

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If it ain’t stiff it ain’t worth a damn. Stiffen up Lions

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Don’t you wish that some people would start using glue instead of Chapstick?

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Each post is an opportunity to make a complete stranger madder than they've ever been in their whole entire lives

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Tiger Woods TGL on ESPN last night was not as exciting as beer pong would have been. Why didn’t Serena tell him “Bro, golf’s not tennis”

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The artist is @paincomics on Insta, but I changed the words for chronic illness #chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor

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What's it like having a Boston Catholic mother? Every time you sneeze, she tells you to say three Hail Marys and then asks if you've eaten enough.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

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A seven course dinner in Alabama consists of an opossum and a 6 pack of beer.

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McCarthy out at Dallas. Is it Prime time for Jerry Jones

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Bizarre is the only word I can find to describe the Chargers and Texans playoff game

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Humans see the world as a series of sequential events. Truth is they all accumulate into one big future occurrence resulting in a WTF moment.

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Talking with coaches and athletes. Brain finally says “this is some weird shit”

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JAMBOROO! Joe Burrow should force his way out of Cincinnati. defector.com/we-must-free...

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Coming soon: that moment when you sit back and watch everything you predicted happen.

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