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Meeting this drag queen to award them for services to the community. What a champ! How fantastic!!!

thinking of the old chris rock bit about making bullets cost $5,000 so that you know the victim did something wrong

Not a single unit of information. Completely asemic advertising

You have to be fucking kidding if you think that the thing among middle and upper class gay men for young working class men who might be a bit hungry and poor isn't deeply tied up in fetishising a power dynamic.

fixing the country by convincing Christians that trans people aren’t the enemy: magicians are

the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

its time

Two years ago, doing a sieg heil in public was an immediately fireable offense for every single at will employee in the US. Now if you loudly say "Doing a sieg heil makes you a Nazi and that is bad" is the kind of political speech that corporations hate for their employees to participate in

The fact that a trans woman is in a British newspaper calling JK Rowling a witch is making me squeal with laughter haha - British libel laws mean we can’t talk so openly here but since Vera’s American she can say what she likes

trillion dollar industry that will revolutionize everything

My speech at the vigil. “No one can Save Everyone. But everyone can save someone. Look for who you can save”

very funny that Musk's idea to find who's still important in the federal government is to have everyone write emails for no reason every week

Sorry bro I'm not doing your job for you

What Pokemon move do you think most sounds like a slur? For me, it's gotta be SAP SIPPER

"How can you be a remotely competent astronomer and not believe that the Earth is the center of the universe around which the Sun and all the planets orbit?" - Nate Silver

too many bands are like "final solution".... "manifest destiny".... these words sound cool I'll put them in a song without googling them

last 3 elections been like “hey im trump im not so truuuuump”

This is the map they don't show you in school!

You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like

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I mutter "a mere 8x8 grid" to myself sometimes. unforgettable words

this is what they play for 70 hours straight if im ever in a black site interrogation situation

all the Ashley St Clair texts with Elon are like 1:15 PM Ashley: I need to see you. Please, Elon. 11:26 PM Elon: That would be epicsauce 11:27 PM Ashley: I will be wherever you tell me to be whenever you want me to be. 3:05 AM Elon: Lets name our next fuckbaby Rage Comics

i once saw a man post one thousand times in a day. it broke and shattered him but at least he took the challenge with honor in his heart. elon approaches that velocity only through nightmarish transformations of his being

battle shonen character who senses her opponent's intent to kill and promptly cums so hard her legs give out

comment on an episode of x-play from 2005

its funny how much bad faith “I’m not a deranged hater, this woman I hate has ancient evil internet history! she was mean! in the past! ONLINE! you fools!” comes from people who willingly posted on places like something awful or who get pissy about how they can’t post slurs anymore.

Or people just don’t like genocide and nothing had to be weaponized for people to oppose watching parents carry their children’s body parts in plastic bags

We need an elixer that turns old rural men into young urban women.

what people who don't play games don't understand about him paying other people to do things which he imagines himself as having done then fumbles remarkably badly in ways apparent even to total beginners when he takes control with his unearned confidence is that's all he's ever done with everything

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

do you mean to tell me that upon proceeding, several cutscenes will play in sequence? and that i should set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety? that's wild

For the first time in over 20 years, Israel has deployed tanks in the West Bank, after expelling 40,000 Palestinians from refugee camps. This is a prelude to full annexation, and makes a mockery of the ceasefire agreement that Israel continues to violate. [1/3]

Haha almost there! it's actually spelled "Kill Elon Musk".

I once worked on a visual novel game where all the surveys and focus groups said that nobody wanted romance, they only wanted mystery and sci-fi. Then 75+% of clicks in-game went to stories with explicit romantic or sexy themes. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...