olmofojones.bsky.social
Gardener/grower, do-gooder, dog lover, bullshitter. Coffee. Pinball! WA State SPO/SEA
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Ha! An auto body guy, who swore against screens in cars, once pointed out to me that Priuses were "the only car with a rear reverse camera and the only cars I consistently see with a fucked up rear end."
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Haha, I don't need a tracker app - I know mine's coming when the constant horrors of the world weigh extra heavily on me and I'm in the shower crying about the suffering the fuckin conquistadors caused 😅🥲
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It did! Couldn't even box em up for the dogs! TREACHERY!!
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Nah, literally just yesterday I was just thinking about the flashback scene in Empire, in which he flipped out and put the toddler in the trash can outside bc he was walking in mama's heels. It struck me instantly that he was *not acting* for the scenes in which his character was extremely anti-gay.
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👋🏾 On the side just in case, but preferably without. Had some frites yesterday that were lightly battered, perfectly fried, but over-seasoned to all hell - seasoning salt AND kosher sea salt with the batter?! Needed the ketchup as a salt barrier, to keep my tongue from blistering, ffs
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I'm with you, shit. Damn things look like a deer did hard time!
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Mimosa otw to my seat as we speak, amen! Happy Friday!
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You know, I heard or read theorized somewhere recently that WW may have these parenting struggles because they, until pretty recently in history, didn't actually raise their own children (and some super rich ones still don't). It's a skill learned over generations; they skipped a few (via slavery+)
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Damn, I crossed paths with your skeet and it was just like stepping in dog shit on a beautiful morning walk. Didn't wanna quote it and potentially ruin somebody else's morning, so I thought I'd just say it right to ya, here, ol' Stank-ass Screwface!
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"Fewer than 3", lmaooo. Zuck, is this "Average American" looking back at you from the mirror?
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The longest gasp escaped me because while I did not *bring* the (high as FUCK) mf, I knew him...up until the moment he dropped trou, shit on the dance floor, started throwing it like an ape. Paramedics had him on the gurney like "Who knows this man!" and, girl, Gitmo couldn't get that outta me 🤣🤣
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Nope!
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If you the type of mf that "knocks down a slab while waiting for the brisket", I hope you the type of mf that brings a slab or two, too, bc this just sounds like you greedy as hell at the cookout, ngl
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Jesus, is that a real picture of him? Who glares while giving a thumbs up?! Is this a "Fuck you" thumbs up or did he just put up the wrong digit? Man looks deranged as hell - just completely unwell
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☠️☠️ "Well, I guess it's fuck you, too, then" just mad for no reason 🤣😭😅
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Ha, my dog was the same when I first got her. She jumped from the kettle to the fire like 5 times: I suddenly moved chair, she jumped off a 12' balcony; close the hatch on a sailboat, she tried to jump overboard, had to grab her lil chicken leg. Passing bus? Leap back and tripwire a lady walking by😅
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I am equally confounded and intrigued by this question. I need context, but am also happy to take it as is, because I'll let my imagination run off with ol' serial-killing John-Boy 😂
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Shit, ideally 50?
And, thank you!
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Speak for yourself! I've got upper body strength, pitchfork experience, and a burning passion for the work 🤭🤭
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You're so nice for wanting to use sharp pitchforks
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And here I'd gone weeks without "Why are you washing your buttcrack?" randomly popping into my head. Thanks for that
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Hey, man! Good to fucking see you 🤘🏾💖
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I stay in Levi's 😅. Fr, tho, sign up for Red Label and get free shipping!
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Smh, doing detective work to track down some shit I preemptively blocked myself from seeing? Just messy for life, I guess 😅
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💀💀💀
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I heard a white family call one of their white babies "Ebony" and snorted bc first of all, I think even Black folks relegated that name to pets by now, and whyyy would they do that to a red haired snow-skinned child?! They were not amused with my laughter but, clearly, they never met a Black person
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Sure, for the (Miguel de Cervantes) novel Don Quixote(key-OH-teh); so quixotic = key-OH-tic
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Only after you click on the mf'r, unfortunately. "Start videos with sound off" is not an option