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olreliable.bsky.social
Miniature painter, nerd, wannabe malewife!
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THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU POST CHUCK SCHUMER.

70 years later and the people running the U.S space program haven't changed much!

Just have to say that the $Trump meme coin is a gift to all of us who are not fans of his. It’s just a matter of time until a lot of people lose money from this. I’m a crypto fan. This is not crypto any more than Madoff was just buying and selling shares of stock

"My center is giving way, my right is retreating, situation excellent. I am attacking." -- Marshal Foch

48 hours!!

Perfect, a viral photo can be called a hot flash.

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

This is a job application upload/ form for the AI music slop Suno AI, built on theft+ screwing artists. It would be a damn shame if we uploaded the Bee script, detailed descriptions of their moms+ farm animals, or whatever moves your souls. Go and do as thou wilt jobs.ashbyhq.com/suno/c87801d...

In 1816 when Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein there was no summer cause a volcano erupted and ash clouded the sky. I always wondered what that would look like and waking up this morning I now know.. The sky is black at 9am. It’s terrifying, yet mesmerizing. Stay safe LA.

"But Melissa, 2024 is over, it's no longer the Year of the Dra-" EVERY YEAR IS YEAR OF THE DRAGON YOU BUFFOON 🐉

Maaaaan I don’t wanna know what’s gonna happen in IT departments across the country when this SCOTUS decision gets delivered…

It’s 2029 the characters on the TV pause mid sentence look directly into the camera and say “we noticed you were low on paper towels, click the button below to add them to your home delivery cart from Walmart.” The heat generated by the servers to sell $14 worth of goods drowns the Maldives.

@malcolmnance.bsky.social I’m going to miss the Ukraine Twitter spaces with ya, but I’m still glad you’ve crossed over here!

This is an incredible block list. I highly recommend it.

“We previously hit 1 million users every 4 weeks then two. Then one. Within 4 days, we shall witness 2 million in one day.”

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS

Starter packs are genius, but I was surprised there wasn't a list of them for people to find. So I built it: blueskydirectory.com/starter-pack... The website monitors the packs being shared and adds the ones it finds to the database. Missed your stater pack? Message me and I'll get it added.