Even Donald Trump knows that Kid Rock couldn't hand out jimmies at a condom factory.
P. S. Project 2025 bans contraceptives. That includes condoms. Plus abortion bans equals an army of dough-tarded Incels that worship Elon. It just takes another 18 years if he doesn't ketamine-hottub himself 1st.
I randomly watched a YouTube video of celebs who pretended they came from a hard scrabble upbringing when actually their parents were rich af and lordy, does that guy suck
Bluesky folks. Glad to be here and out of the toxic muck of X. I want to be more active here and would appreciate a follow. Sane politics. Advertising writer. Aspiring author. Amy hubby. Madison co-creator. Cocker + cats. Somewhat funny, insightful. Occasionally both.
Whenever I join a new platform, it’s Michael Ian Black right there on top of my feed. How do you do that?!? And whenever I see you, I still see you as a Kid in the Hall! ForEVER. 🤌✨
I know this is a joke.... but we live in a timeline where Kid Rock could be nominated for a Cabinet position and -some- people would be all for it. But he'd fit in with a dog killer, a never-wiper and someone who was called weak and feeble by the president nominating him.
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Kid Rock new Secretary of Silly Walks
Kid Rock cannot do anything without covering someone else’s version.
Can we also resurrect Randy Savage for a cabinet position? Maybe Treasury?
"Oooh the interests rates are risin, yuh, but the Macho Man ain't gonna stand for that"
P. S. Project 2025 bans contraceptives. That includes condoms. Plus abortion bans equals an army of dough-tarded Incels that worship Elon. It just takes another 18 years if he doesn't ketamine-hottub himself 1st.
Bluesky folks. Glad to be here and out of the toxic muck of X. I want to be more active here and would appreciate a follow. Sane politics. Advertising writer. Aspiring author. Amy hubby. Madison co-creator. Cocker + cats. Somewhat funny, insightful. Occasionally both.
And Theodore A. Nugent, Secretary of Firearms and Pedophilia.
In this economy ??
I'm from Michigan and I apologize for our madness. Please have some of Mom's spaghetti as restitution.
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DROPPING TOMORROW
Almost felt like I was sitting in the audience at BAM.
da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".
(I really wish I weren't able to come up with those off the top of my head)