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omegawitch.bsky.social
it's getting odd in here
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I have a thing for bangs. Can you pull off bangs? I'll bang you.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

[first date] Me: Nadine is such a pretty name. Her: That's sweet, thank you. Me: May I call you Nads? Her: I prefer you didn't. Me: Assertive. I like it. Go Nads.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Given that this is the last Thursday in February in the Year of our Lord 2025, I will be drinking and gambling. Just as the prophecy foretold.

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

SILENCE, BRAIN!!!!!!!

submitted 9 hours ago • 15 comments

too much static in my attic

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

I have so much to do, and yet I just sit here sipping coffee in my jammies smokin doobies.

submitted 11 hours ago • 16 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7ch...

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

She was a delight, like some new weed on some fresh bong water

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

Today I vote. Thanks for the bribe cheques, Dougie Fraud, but you’re a temu trump and it’s time to fuck off

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

some say to keep your feet on the ground. i say fly high, bottoms up.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Wait…there are other stages besides ‘grief’?

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

my grief goes up in smoke. marijuana. the leaf for grief.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

it's weird existing without her

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

She passed calmly. Thank God.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

i wish i was drunk for this grieving process.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

about to put down a majestic cat. to counter the grief i'm pretending i'm a robot and listening to techno.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c-g...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

AI Overview Incubus syndrome Incubus syndrome is a psychiatric disorder where a person believes they have been sexually assaulted by a demon at night. This syndrome is often associated with sleep paralysis, narcolepsy, post-traumatic stress disorder, and panic attacks.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

let's smoke some weed and have an immaturity contest

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Me: There’s not enough weed to numb me from the political insanity Also Me: Challenge excepted

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

good music solves so many things what a way to convey

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

🎯

submitted 1 day ago • 34 comments

you guys, If you know me, I still haven't found my bong. yet the taqueria we are going to get birria yumness has a headshop next door. im finna get a bong again 🎉 bout muhfuggin time

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

don't be a blab-asaurus

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

AI Overview No, the concept of "virgin" is not applicable to God as God is considered to be beyond human characteristics like gender and sexuality.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i put my ass upon your ass when i gas you gas we gas

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

kind of rude how your tongue isn’t in my mouth right now

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The company you keep matters!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

www.youtube.com/shorts/TnSiv...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

marijuana is supposed to help with grief

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

this is a reminder for all the feminists (female and male): a penis is not a trophy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

the more i hear, the more i consider a diet of all beer. i've been on the all beer diet. shamazing (shamefully amazing). ok. it's not logical for productivity.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

mexican food

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Looking for someone to blow dry my hair every morning. No weirdos.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

picture this. you have a near death experience and when you return to your body, you are able to tell the future. this is what some people deal with. it makes me a believer in the afterlife and psychic powers.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

rap music and conservative christians? ok.....

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

A few months back, I was going to post “How long will it be until conservatives start unironically trying to free Diddy” and now it’s happening…we can’t even write jokes absurd enough for these weirdos anymore

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

demons under your bed > demons in your bed

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

what am i doing awake, drugs? do your goddamn job!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sorry you had a shitty day. I'm really sorry I had to fuckin hear about it

submitted 45 days ago • 10 comments

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-9o...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

why is everyone 6'2 all of a sudden???

submitted 3 days ago • 94 comments

wake up, you better break up (on a greeting card)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

thought he was cute. found out he was pure evil.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

for that timeless look i don't wear a watch. ok. this joke is bad.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments