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omelettehaver.bsky.social

fourth time as farce🇬🇷🤞😵‍💫

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ME: ah shit man didnt see your text. ill bring the hammer drill back this afternoon, thanks so much for letting me borrow it & i hope it didnt inconvenience you THE WORKWEAR GUY: no problem ME: later, seeing a 60-post thread from him about how wearing Hokas indicates Low Character oh come on

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

The half an avocado I cut open and tried to save for later

submitted 20 hours ago • 69 comments

The era of computer is over!

submitted 3 days ago • 69 comments

spending 10 dollars on balatro for my phone so i can have the music play while i work

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

help help i'm libbing out

submitted 12 days ago • 25 comments

why does everyone post like That on instagram notes

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

many lovely podcasts with great and informative content…alas they have horrific intro and outro songs…an epidemic….

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

just finished dark souls 3. god this series has a sublime approach to storytelling. the only game which uses its medium to the full extent instead of being a choose your own adventure movie

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

damn is this real?

submitted 31 days ago • 32 comments

This is so funny to me - I really thought Elon would be the guy who overspends on gear, much like many streamers who are worth a nanopercentage of his money but buy very pricey rigs, setups. Nope, he's like...cheap but also busted?

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

It's Friday night!

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Really incredible to ban TikTok to try to pander emptily to anti-Chinese politics and to suppress pro-Palestinian views, only to get outflanked by Trump. The Democrats are doing incredible

submitted 43 days ago • 5 comments

the scales are tipped on my end by “realizing that if you cook at home you have so much more money left over for things that are fun”

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

sorry to the IT guys who "worked around the clock" and "busted your asses" to prevent this disaster but if you didn't want us to forget about it and write the entire panic off as a quirky cultural fad 20-ish years later maybe you should have let a plane or two go down

submitted 64 days ago • 33 comments

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

submitted 71 days ago • 123 comments

i can be your angle,,,or your deviled egg

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

“The best camera is the one you have with you”

submitted 81 days ago • 134 comments

lesbian pride flag colors…what did he mean by this

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

#179 5/5

submitted 86 days ago • 9 comments

are we doing spotify wrapped here

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

never kill yourself

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

they know me as the rizzler i’m the panther dressed in black. once i give your girl the rizz face there’s no way she’s coming back

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

lather rinse repeat. simple as

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

i know everyone is misogynist about it but there’s just SUCH a je ne sais quoi with the og “gen z boss and a mini” video…the rhythm,,,,the variety,,,, fake tan hands and a hoop

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Also good morning

submitted 98 days ago • 9 comments

finished doom eternal recently. crazy how they created a really compelling and human villain in the first game and threw all his characterization away in the sequel for some boring comic book ass “x was actually y all along” bull shit. justice for evil sexy robot man

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment