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omnivac.bsky.social

You and I are gonna make it Longsword enjoyer

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pokemon go to the polls

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Thinking about how when I left that little town I had to retreat back to after my life fell apart years ago, I said bye to everyone at the restaurant I used to work at. One of the waitresses expressed surprise, then said "You'll be back." I used to be angry about it. What a mean thing to say

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

i asked the computer to invent a woman. it did. i immediately cummed so hard i died. this is my story

submitted 5 days ago • 20 comments

DOJ Plants Gun On Maine

submitted 8 days ago • 46 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

“Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics of the term ‘concentration camp’ as they pertain to a place the government is actively sending people with no criminal history is highly associated with national stability,” said historian Kristen Boyd theonion.com/histori...

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

rabid dog 'really going for it' says man who tossed it into schoolyard

submitted 10 days ago • 20 comments

The entire GOP as it dismantles American democracy on the grounds that it is "fighting antisemitism":

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

you do not have to live with terrible replies from ex-facebook boomer lib maniacs. turn this setting on and be free

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

Using dating apps and getting a weird feeling from the people who refer to people as "humans" as a horse catching a weird smell on the breeze

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

not having the AI convo anymore i’m just sending people this

submitted 21 days ago • 26 comments

Anyone who complains about how much the roster costs wouldn't say a word if it was their team spending the money

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

submitted 22 days ago • 225 comments

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

submitted 22 days ago • 22 comments

it's crazy that the 60 yr old fb moms on here don't have an encyclopedic knowledge of weird twitter syntax + every dril ref from the last 15 years. they really need to do the reading before replying to ironypilled postmaxxers like myself

submitted 23 days ago • 50 comments

3.2 MegaBrexits

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

So on a scale of economic suicide, where does this rank against Brexit?

submitted 22 days ago • 43 comments

I must not be the first person to bring this up But there has never been a more vindicated guy

submitted 22 days ago • 235 comments

To be clear, what this means is that if a religious and non-religious person watch an equal amount of porn, it will typically only be a problem for the religious person because of the self-loathing a failure to reconcile their values with their desires causes.

submitted 22 days ago • 6 comments

No no, it's a cuck throne sire

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

actually an incredible bit that the rimworld vore fetish mod has an april fools update that turns all conversations into the bee movie script and if you ask about it you accidentally self report that you installed the rimworld vore fetish mod

submitted 25 days ago • 20 comments

lighting $25 million on fire was a cunning ruse you fools, you ingrates, you churlish curs

submitted 24 days ago • 35 comments

The funny thing about that is like as far as I can tell the people who care if you're juiced or not seem to mostly care if you're lying about it outside of a competitive format. But guys like this put out content like this to prey on the already insecure boys/men and try to peddle an impossibility

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

How bad does America have to fumble the global hegemony bag to bring these three countries together my god.

submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments

when a dude posts his selfie for the first time in a decade online

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 34 days ago • 10 comments

I think, crashout-wise, I have more respect for sephiroth posters than smol beans. if you're going to lose your shit in public, at least do it with some fucking pride.

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

SKA AND PRO WRESTLING ARE THE ONLY LEGITIMATE FORMS OF ART

submitted 38 days ago • 60 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Person, whose heart is in the right place, annoying the fuck out of those around them

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments