oneonion.bsky.social
He/Him
Actual cook. Wannabe writer. Insomniac. Working class. Claims shallots are the best onions but barely ever uses them.
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Der Junge ist ja total bedient.
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If you ignore all the people throughout history who were clearly ultragay©, then nobody's been gay until recently! Something out there is making people a̷c̷c̷e̷p̷t̷ ̷w̷h̷o̷ ̷t̷h̷e̷y̷ ̷a̷r̷e̷ gay!
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Is it having-a-commercially-available-wheel-clamp-attatched-proof? Asking for a friend.
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Not to mention eggs.
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"But Doctor, I'm the one who doesn't really do anything about that anymore!"
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Sad, cold, wet, sad, sad, drunk, and sexy.
The detective investigating your death is an anthropomorphized dating app account.
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That's the only reason for the recall. If that happened, Tesla would be legally responsible, at least to a degree.
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Hi, I'm Earnest Lee Trustworthy, and I've always been here. Unfortunately I've forgotten all significant data about the US' nuclear strike readiness. Day drinkin', am I right fellas? Anyways, could you please post all of that, alongside your SSN and your mother's maiden name? Thanks in advance.
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👍
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This an offer of sympathy, accompanied by a hopefully comforting picture of cats.
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But that foreign power now sends a delegation that will not be officially received, because of the outrage about the audacity of this foreign power, in order to 'make an offer they can't refuse'. How should the US react?
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Imagine it the other way around. A foreign power decides it wants to buy Alaska. the US tells them no, Alaska's not for sale, go away. They claim it's not up to the US gov but the Alaskans themselves, who also hate the idea.
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But you take away their freedom to take away people's freedoms! 😢
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I didn't.
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We need to construct a vast and intricate system of vote-triggered, pneumatic slime pipes.
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There doesn't need to be. The threat of one is enough.
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The world has no envy for you anymore. Only pity.
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It's not always wrong to vandalize personal property.
You just have to carefully consider who you're hurting and how much. So with Teslas, you can go hog wild! Leave no panel unmarked by key-etched genitalia!
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Wait... American universities receive public funds? And you have to pay tuition on top of that?
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It's 'Our Lady of Colonial Entitlement', right?
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It's a truly magical kaleidoscope of colors and flavors.
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I'm with the CPSS, the Crispened Potato Snack Squad.
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Housing is a necessity no matter what. Having a car has only been made into a necessity by those who profit from it.
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"Wait, what were they trying to write instead of 'the while world'? Is there a whale world? A perfect copy of our world, except whales are the dominant species rather than humans? Why did no one tell me about this? How can I get there?"
-Right Brain
"The WHOLE world."
-Left Brain
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sluggies are bunny coded she would never hurt one
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I, too, am doing my part by offering my eurocouch to any American scientist in need. It folds out and everything.
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Star Trek: Next Generation vs. Star Trek: Deep Space 9