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onlychyld.bsky.social
A woman who will arouse your intellect as well as your loins.
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Sorry bro I'm not doing your job for you

submitted 20 hours ago • 8 comments

You do know you don’t have to actually climb the stairway to heaven, right?

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I know Arthur Blank HATES that Bernie Marcus’ name is constantly linked back to Home Depot. Bernie hasn’t been linked to that company in like 20 years yet every time he does something heinous the headlines say Home Depot. And since people don’t read past the headlines…

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater.

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

So many people are upset about what’s happening at MSNBC after loudly proclaiming you no longer watch those programs post election. Sometimes your choices have consequences you don’t expect. Who do you Think Joy’s audience was?

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Then get mad when they are devalued in those spaces.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is such a great point because here we have the world’s richest man and the president of the United States and they’re both idiots, and there’s a cognitive dissonance where one can argue “they can’t be idiots, look what they’ve accomplished.” But yet still they are idiots

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

This lady has been lying about new music in interviews for almost a decade. She doesn’t wanna do it and I think that’s ok. We’ve all moved on. www.harpersbazaar.com/culture/art-...

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’ve been on the go since mid December. I had a bunch of cool experiences and a lot of fun. But I am TIRED. I think this cold weather might keep me on the sofa this weekend. It feels strange not to do something. But what I need is rest.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Oh it has a whole name: Murc's law. It's always been a thing (even before the name) but has become more... MORE in the last decade. whereofonecanspeak.com/2023/03/02/y...

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

my kind of roleplay 😂

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Sound mix is fucked be careful if you are using headphones

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Does the condom go above or below the penis topper?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

He looks exactly like I would expect someone to look after they were traded to the Wizards.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

I’ve had too much week in my week. I’m exhausted. Is it too early to go to bed?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

thinkin bout the time that bitch said i look like megan thee stallion, i said thank you thinking it was a compliment & she said we looked like men. i ain’t never fucked somebody babydaddy so hard before.

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

I was all in and then he lost me completely with under ten seconds to go. Bring my WHAT right to you? Ain’t a man fine enough in all the world.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

The writers of this last season of our existence aren’t even trying anymore. Everything is too on the nose. There’s no mystery or suspense.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna be a no for me, dawg

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Landed at ATL and placed my order at Pit Boss. I was down the street when they called and told me they sold out of brisket. I’d been looking forward to that brisket all day. Now I have to figure out what to eat. Again.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

So do I. And I'm right about that☝🏽

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I hate to break it to y'all but most companies are doing this because they don't want to deal with the wrath of the ugly dummies. It's mostly a changing the language while leaving the intent. A LOT of companies have gov't contracts and have to abide by the rules no matter how stupid they are.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment