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onlythosethings.bsky.social
they/he - twitter refugee - adult cryptid - queer af - 'i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room' - minors dnf 🌈🍖 freaks & weirdos only - multifandom. Currently: #911onABC #911LoneStar - AO3: theheartbelives - header by @kamidog
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This is 100% a pwp. 😂 8k
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Owen being so maddeningly horny while pregnant, but then getting INCREDIBLY frustrated when his stomach gets too big to be able to knot Ty like he wants to. Ty gets him a toy to knot instead so he gets double the stimulation. 😌
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Same same đŸ™‚â€â†•ī¸
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"NEVER thought I'd be a 1st time father at sixty." "Never thought I'd be doing it AGAIN." "Didn't you almost do this just a few years ago with your ex?" "Yeah, but not like THIS!" "Fair enough." "I'm gonna get huge." "You're gonna get HUGE." "I hate you." "You love me." "Two things can be true."
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I love getting freaky with Omegaverse and bending/playing with/breaking the "rules". Ty would be the most loving, attentive partner during Owen's pregnancy. He never, ever thought he'd get to do this and he knows how scary it is for Owen to have to go through this.
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Anyway, Ty unknowingly knocks Owen up. Owen gets all cranky that he's suddenly ravenous and is gaining weight. He goes for his usual annual check-up and calls Ty in a PANIC that they're gonna be parents at 60 years old. "YOU did this to me!" "How was I to know?!" "IDK BUT I BLAME YOU!"
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Too many rich people on the left are very racist. Saying "Zohran Mamdani is dangerous because he's Muslim" means that you're a bigot in your bathtub and a bigot in the streets.
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They captured it so beautifully. That desperate, urgent, unexpected moment. 🤌đŸģ🤤
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Nope. I really wanna see Ty lose all inhibitions. I could do another with Owen though, if I find the right idea.
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He's gonna whore it up for Owen and Owen's gonna think it's just because of the exposure â˜šī¸
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repositorio.ufsc.br/bitstream/ha.... P. Lovecraft -The Colour out of Space.pdf
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COL is 50-60% cheaper in Austin too.
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Colour Out of Space is one of my favourite sci-fi short stories
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He really did nail it without throwing certain demographics under the bus
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Tax breaks for the wealthy and corporations =\= handout Food stamps = handout Government subsidies for corps and industries =\= handout Medicare/Medicaid = handout Do we see the common denominator here 🤔
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Which is why I always read the reviews before buying because SOME CUSTOMERS love to tank reviews for things the shop owner has absolutely no control over - mail delays/losses/misdeliveries, failure to read the description, etc.
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Art by the incredibly talented @lmnsfw.bsky.social
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Censoring porn is ALWAYS the first step to censoring other things, like the existence of queer and trans people. One ALWAYS leads to the other. Once you say it's okay to censor one thing, you have created precedent for censoring ANYTHING the folks in power dislike.
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Love this! Thank you for sharing this bit of joy in a darkening world. 💚
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9) Ty and Owen have an intense romance in their twenties while Ty's in New York travelling. They fail to keep in touch because of /circumstances/. When they meet again, they both think the other cut them off and hold on to their anger until they meet again in Austin.
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I'm hoping I can sneak in some writing today too. 🤞đŸģ
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Another way we complement each other 😌
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8) Transmasc!Ty fic where Owen mentions that he dated a trans woman once when they're talking about the dire state of trans rights. So when Owen asks Ty out seemingly out of the blue, he assumes he's a chaser. Turns out Owen has no idea.
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Lucky!
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The correct answer
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Those were some ROUGH years. đŸ˜Ŧ
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Listen, it's SO CUTE