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went to Micro Center today

submitted 64 days ago • 11 comments

I am moving in 8 days please try and help me finish this out so I can focus on what really matters to me: Becoming the first woman pope! In all seriousness my therapist is going to help me apply for disability because my PTSD has been kicking my ass. Life is hard and I appreciate your support.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

who up tellin theyselves to go to bed

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

new tf2 update is awesome

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

apnews.com/article/ariz...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The other website is pretty much done

submitted 5 days ago • 710 comments

it’s -22C, the wind is ridiculous, and this guy absolutely loves it. fuckin weirdo

submitted 6 days ago • 21 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

i feel like this is evidence for my view that people experience trump through a strong form of ironic detachment. they literally do not perceive him as real.

submitted 7 days ago • 427 comments

elon musk is like if a president wasn't protected by the secret service

submitted 10 days ago • 57 comments

I’m no Catholic expert, but when the pope scolds you directly… is that good?

submitted 13 days ago • 15 comments

INVENTOR OF CROUTONS: the roof of my mouth is too damn smooth

submitted 17 days ago • 8 comments

the toothpick holding up the boulder that is my mental health

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

happy friday here’s a picture of mac as a terrible shark-toothed puppy

submitted 24 days ago • 17 comments

I actually wish the media would stop using "DEI" and "diversity hiring" and just get to the essence of the thing and ask: "Are you saying that this crash was caused by desegregating the races?" And see what happens.

submitted 24 days ago • 322 comments

"Everything I say leaks," Zuckerberg says in leaked meeting audio. "It sucks" www.404media.co/zuckerberg-s...

submitted 24 days ago • 2349 comments

One fun way of getting your Republican family member to acknowledge that Musk made a Nazi salute is to ask them if you can film them making the gesture

submitted 28 days ago • 13 comments

DOOMscrolling

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

you’ve heard of a three dog night but what about a two dog morning

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

"joe exotic is posting sad sasuke weeb self insert art because donald trump didn't pardon him" is both an entirely new sentence that has never been uttered before and is somehow actually true

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

REPORTER: You would agree it's never acceptable to assault police officers? TRUMP: Sure REPORTER: Among those you pardoned is a guy who used a stun gun on a police officer. Why does he deserve a pardon? TRUMP: Well, I don't know

submitted 33 days ago • 1166 comments

they should invent unprecedented times that are good

submitted 33 days ago • 26 comments

what do you MEAN the imperial city in elder scrolls iv oblivion has a ship dock for oceangoing ships but the waterway around it doesn't actually connect to the ocean and terminates at the swamps near leyawin????

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

in america they only give you one sick day every month and then when you use them your boss gets mad at you

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

Due to inflation Macklemore has to have $27.33 in his pocket to pop some tags

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Ursula K. LeGuin on technology

submitted 42 days ago • 113 comments

oh you KNOW it’s Yelling Hour

submitted 44 days ago • 8 comments

submitted 43 days ago • 163 comments

There is something so sweet about the human capacity for enthusiasm. For a few days everyone in LA has been glued to Watch Duty and getting in the weeds of how water drops work. Now there are people out here who honestly have a favorite water plane that they are following closely and rooting for.

submitted 43 days ago • 140 comments

I like eating a can of corn beef hash. It's like wet food for humans

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to create a sleep schedule that is so unemployable

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

These two are like siblings to me.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

they should invent a sleep that makes you feel refreshed and ready to take on the day

submitted 53 days ago • 12 comments

Reminiscing fondly on the time I went to the ER at the children's hospital and they treated me like I was a freak because I wasn't a child, like I was going to be choosy while having a medical emergency

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

whenever I miss my dog at work, I will bark at birds and stuff to remind myself we live in each other’s hearts. He probably does the same but walks around an empty house on two legs pretending to look for the Bluetooth speaker

submitted 54 days ago • 5 comments

idk why people buy bottled water when you can make it at home for free. just put tap water in the microwave for 0:00 seconds.

submitted 56 days ago • 40 comments

“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

submitted 59 days ago • 340 comments