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“11:30 Mallet” is taken, just FYI
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lol
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He thinks it’s people
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Sourcing all of Grok’s knowledge from right wing media || trying to stop Grok from saying it with a hard “r”
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Psycho Island
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What If…? Alan Moore was from Murfreesboro, Tennessee?
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It is my solemn duty to report crimes against the metropolitan area to the mayor and/or mayor’s office representatives.
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I’m going to tell the mayor
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Please keep the dusty tuna cans $11
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Perhaps President Jackson can help you find the “algorithm?”
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You lack impulse control
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Yep
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I may not be a serious critic, but all the proven use cases of AI are “bulk thesaurus” and “google front end that pretends to speak in first person” granted, there are porno implications.
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… the only job was put seed in hole with thumb. It was an Asbergers’er’s paradise
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No idea what happened but co-sign
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Did they at least give you an 8 ball jacket?
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Why AI isn’t going away:
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Kinetic worst vs. potential worst
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Bluesky is fuckin’ back!
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No other town on earth has that precise combination of various liberalisms and jet black, cold hearted hate.
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prayer emoji
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That’s Marvin, he’s been periodically expelling rocks he ate a decade ago.
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Crazy idiot theorem (many people in government are crazy idiots)
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Jesus wept
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People also search for seanbaby wife
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Crushing a schnitzel in an exposed beam environment? Fuck yeah
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#STEVESGANG
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It could happen now. That would be fine.
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Project Justice SvC2 and Alpha 3 Upper in the same package?
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Didn’t Zohran cross endorse the most prominent Jewish candidate for mayor?
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Yeesh
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Vaccines
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“HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr believes a thing only idiots believe”
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🎶🎵twelve shitheads, looking at tanks🎵🎶
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Justice for Doug
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🫡
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Love this for you
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If you’re in a relationship with The Onion you have to disclose that fact every time you mention it.