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Look, listen, I know things are very dire and serious in the US right now, and it's probably not a time for joking, but remember when everyone was super worried about what VP Vance would look like?

HEY. YOU! Yeah! You!

3 years of Elden Ring and Alexander is still the best!

Tldr: If you had told me Garrus was in this but he's a sexy fishman this time, I would've picked it up so much faster

Avowed out here like, "You have mushrooms on your face and everyone thinks you're a freak," but then the first guy you meet is a fuzzy blue gnome, so you tell me!!

Baby's first 5k on the treadmill 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Get you a man who will ask to work out with you and then patiently put up with you telling him to hinge from his hips and not round his shoulders.

Trying to get a sense of average beginner pace for running a 5k and the results online are all in miles 🤦‍♀️

Thank you Spyro for my life

Me: *removing headphones* @nicknicknicknick.net: What were you listening to? Me: Matchbox 20 😎

I think by March I'll be ready to increase my jog duration/distance to 5k 🏃‍♀️

*wearily* please……. Can someone invent a way out that isn’t through……… please I’m dying………

Ok, so they agree, Musk is a dire threat to the American people and their way of life.

Someone's gotta do it I guess New print here! www.sonnyross.com/shop/together

Israel has violated the ceasefire in Gaza 266 times since it came into effect on January 19, killing at least 132 people, Palestinian security sources have told Al Jazeera. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/dh48s1

I would rather leave North America than live in even a Democrat-controlled United States.

I wrote about the worst people in the world, charting the depths of their depravity and vastness of their incompetence, and offered some thoughts about the opportunity presented by their failure to acknowledge reality and their refusal to access any form of human virtue. www.the-reframe.com/the/

Ok, NOW there's a lot of snow

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Did you know that if you saved $100,000 a day every day from the birth of Jesus to today, you still wouldn't have 1/5th of Elon Musk's net worth? Does Elon Musk perform labor that is worth way over $100,000/day for 2000+ years? Or is something seriously wrong here?

Time to evict AirBnB from your life, if you have't already.

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

Have the most romantic Valentine's Day by watching Fullmetal Alchemist with your partner.

People complaining about the snow today like they've never walked forty minutes in -40°C weather in a blizzard with winds blowing at 40kph and snow up to your knees, smh

You ever just get home from work and do a BIG yell about the day?

A book-cataloguing site described a novel set in 1995 as historical fiction, so I guess I might as well go die

For anyone who followed me because of this skeet, please know this is probably the only time I'm ever going to mention ska

Omg it's him 🥹 (comic by @beetlemoses.bsky.social)

Time for ska to make a comeback, imo

University Katy's taste in music was plucked from the Scrubs soundtrack and TV commercials, I love it

The freedom to nap as much as you want on the weekend 😌

Booting up my ancient, first laptop, just to see if it'll even turn on

Absolution would be a very different book if the Tyrant was wearing a jaunty hat throughout

Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.