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ophelie.online
film and photography, but i'm prone to fits of nonsense. montreal.
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Most nights it’s impossible to sleep due to the ever growing sense that The Ominous orb will envelop us all soon amirite

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blizzard in montréal

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blizzard in montréal

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happy valentine’s to my handsome husband 💓

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my handsome husband who complains that no one likes his posts

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my rube-goldbergian mind is an asset for my work as an intimacy coordinator. sex is all about setting something up, anticipation and delayed gratification. and many pulleys and levers.

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Is Crerg Rockman’s cowrie shell venture a pump and dump? Read more on Starhenge Weekly:

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Hello bluesky world, I am proud to announce as a Canadian of Irish descent, I will be opening a mafia themed pizza restaurant in Manhattan. I foresee no issues with this, since I have been watching YouTube shorts of the sopranos lately.

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um mary had a little lamb?

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what is wrong with him that he didn’t buy this. that’s accepting the universe’s gifts 101

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wind weaves between the pillars, carrying the parliament ashes across the marble to the graves of fallen politickers. a battle-worn revolutionnaire halts their shuffling to hit their vape and behold the empty halls. who knew that tonight would be the night party rock is in the house.

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Technically they’re not a part of the Goonion (Goon Union), so no. they’re not henchmen.

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blocked.

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blocked.

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Don't mind me, I'm just meal prepping lunches for the week. Quarter pounders with cheese. 😐

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Oogerta LaRoche Styled Her Auroch Pelt Robe De Style With The Sandals Every It CaveGirl on Hrng Mountain Is Wearing

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Are you not edutained?!

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📷: canon powershot g6 #digicam 📍: west broadway, winnipeg

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sorry honey. climate maoism means i can no longer give the tornado blowjob. it’s insensitive

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i told basho about a leaf i watched fall off a tree and he said "uh huh" without looking up from his phone

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Taig O’Gruel, founder of the degrowth restaurant chain O’Gruelies, rumoured to be having an affair with Jalissa Freire, heiress to the Freire salt mining empire. Sources say O’Gruel cut a deal with the company to provide salt at a low cost for his Legendary Homemade Gruel.

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i'm smoking on that climate maoism pack #GreenSky

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hi #GreenSky, can we do climate maoism?

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frantically googling will gastropubs survive degrowth

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starting a rescue shelter for abused homunculi

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dancedancedance

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he’s the king of the clothes pile

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can't complain to my parents about anything because their only solution is to move back to rural manitoba and work at the family weed store

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i <3 graphic design

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shot on digicam

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> hm i should get involved in some pinko organizing > see a lad in a newsies cap postering > "excuse me is this organizing to serve the people or organizing to cover up for sex pests?" > "it's a fine organization, ma'am." > join org > it's covering up for sex pests

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hope you gals and ghouls had a lovely halloween

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